In June. But, as @glinner would say, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about http://t.co/QDVYwARS

@jonathanhaynes A lot of rhetoric flying around about benefit cap, but the money goes in the pocket of private landlords.

Just had an email from Vodafone to say that I was unsuccessful and didn't get the Christmas temp job I applied for in 2011.

Wow RT @jonathanhaynes: Today Jimmy Carr, tomorrow Take That: http://t.co/M7DBnBRa (via @suttonnick)

RT @octoberjones Tony Blair/ Fresh Prince Rap. You guys are great x http://t.co/65dtzDAw

The skinny guy dances like Michael Palin's portrayal of the ex-leper in Life of Brian #TheVoiceUK

Police borough commander urges people not to speculate. BBC reporter, not 30 seconds later: "I'm speculating a bit here".

Listening to that Question Time Extra thing on 5Live. It mainly consists of Steven Nolan desperately trying to get nutters off the phone.

So if we get the referendum, and vote to stay in, does UKIP change its name, or disband and members return to Tory/BNP respectively?

@keithy73 @theflossietp I may be around and about.

I've just been reliably informed that my real name, is in fact my porn name. Makes all your silly jpegs redundant really.

@chrismcbriarty @fieldproducer Technically, he's from Consett, so, County Durham.

Oh god, here we go.

"I agree with Melanie", "We need less rhetoric". They don't go together, chap #bbcqt

No, sir. Britain's debt is not down to benefits. Now kindly, fuck off. #bbcqt

First time I've come across this conspiracy theory. Quite an imaginative one really pic.twitter.com/60yGDsHF

@nurseblurg Well, exactly. It's like buying a train ticket to go stand on the platform and say how crap trains are, but never go anywhere.

@nurseblurg 1. Kill them. 2. Eat them. 3. Kill them.

@buster_bear Teather didn't want to have to drop all the homophobic jokes from her stand up routine.

@thelasthatgirl I got mail from Twitter too, sort of, if I were actually friends with @barclaysonline that is.