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I can't find any professional baby-deliverers anywhere...I'm having a midwife crisis.
I had to buy a new monitor. I'm now seeing all your tweets in W I D E S C R E E N. They're still a bit lacklustre, if I'm honest, but wider.
I have just dropped a cup of tea. As it fell, time slowed and Barber's Adagio for Strings played in my head. I'm fine now, thanks for asking
As Katie Price loses yet another partner, the horrific realisation that I am moving inexorably up the line of succession has paralysed me.
I tactically voted today. My tactic was to vote for the person I wanted to win.
Imagine my philosophical disappoinment when I realised "Question Time" had no intention in reappraising the notion of temporal measurement.
I see Bryan Ferry got an Iron Cross in the Honours List. Very stylish.
Fernando Torres will be kicking himself that he didn't score in the first half. He'll probably miss.
Career (v) - to veer wildly from job to job.
Apparently I'm going to inherit the Earth...I'm too scared to ask when.
SPACE FACTS: NASA spent billions developing a pen to write in zero G, the Soviets just used the bloodied, severed fingers of dissidents
Women. You are brilliant. All of you. I hope you have all had somebody appreciate you today, but if not, I do. Happy St. Valentine's Day xx
My first ever Audioboo: http://audioboo.fm/boos/251040-the-windy-pickpockets I wrote it for kids...well, duh. #gingerbreadpoetsociety