I got cheese on the coat of the huge man sitting next to me at this bar. He doesn't know He may kill me Here is proof pic.twitter.com/7XpJdMoAS5

.@pitbull you are literally the cancer of the music industry.

I can't see myself walking away with anything less than 20 grand in The Cube.

It's official. Season 5 ladies and gentlemen.

Community has been renewed for Season 5  http://go.ign.com/11Zlg80  #community

When you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and kill a cat.

Oh boy would you look at that its 5:30 in the morning better go to sleep so I don't waste away the day.

My favorite part about iron man 3 was that he used  http://speedtest.net  to check his internet bandwidth.

I got to uni two hours ago and I haven't written ANYTHING. Not even one sentence!! #writersblock #chinesegirl

@mrspiers YES. Every one of your instagrams i was like "been up there...swallow dived in to 2 feet of hay"

in studio already sorting out equipment for the epic @tribesband secret gig taking place in 3 hours time for @xpressradio

100 retweets and I use hair removal cream from my toes to the top of my head #naked

No one will be able to replicate nor exceed it. It should be experienced by everyone, gamer or not. 10/10. Perfection. #BioshockInfinite

I always thought it made more sense to pour Gatorade on the losing coach.

Follow @hbo_uk + RT this tweet for the chance to WIN a SIGNED #GameOfThrones Season 1 box set! #ThronesDVDcomp  http://bit.ly/15kxM4E 

One sad Leeds fan @rolydaniels
#rugbyleeds pic.twitter.com/nXZira8xm0

Cerny's a legend. Great guy. #playstation

Is this thing on? PlayStation Meeting 2013 is
about to begin! Watch live here:  http://bit.ly/11VVmH2  Stand by for live tweetage

Watch the reveal of Bungie's Destiny Live on IGN  http://go.ign.com/XH40EQ 

I think I get why people like sports :)