• Ahoy!

    Please Sign In

    Favstar gets even better if you sign in.

    Here's why signing in is good for you.

    • You get a personalized view of Favstar based on the people you follow.
    • Your favs and retweets are collected instantly, meaning your status and stats get updated at blazing speeds.
    • Use lists to manage your friends, and keep on top of where the fav-love is happening.

    Your account is safe, of course!

    • We never see your twitter password.
    • We won't tweet or follow anyone without your permission.
    • We only use your API calls when you fav, retweet, or follow someone.
  • SamDeLanche
      Sam @SamDeLanche

    My wife just said "it's fine, don't worry about it, do whatever the fuck you want"

    Whew! For a second there I thought she'd be mad.

    • 1,477
    • FAVS
    MiSsSnObByCheetoBandito77NoelCastanzajeni_fraseriAmDelFreakyMariaMaryburkemelfigga3elephants41
    • 845
    • RETWEETS
    MiSsSnObByNoelCastanzaronaldohawkiAmDelFreakydirtylowndownmfMariaMaryburkeluvmyADHDjota_paredes
    mrt1mpbear79fixyourcompasscorinnemlwswHaha_No_Mofo______LindaInDisguiseseagullski__angryassbastardFudgeRobotJulieSnarkspekulation
  • SoulYodeler
      SoulCoffin @SoulYodeler

    She's a cosmetologist, bro. Astronaut stuff.

    • 1,131
    • FAVS
    marsllessurAroundTownHoundzigzagzigggularnice_sugar_girlpostmodernist66BertCarrilloZirconpartialnewstart43
    • 747
    • RETWEETS
    4SLarsincolorsim_a_monster23AroundTownHoundzigzagzigggularpostmodernist66Malikmofosonny2221
    mrt1mwilliamsonnierCheetoBandito77
  • GrantTanaka
      Grant Tanaka @GrantTanaka

    "Can you validate my parking?"
    "You parked beautifully. Your dad would be proud."
    *wipes away tears* "Thanks."

    • 2,697
    • FAVS
    jeanmchlBigTwoppahope4avaPatWallacePc7918BRADmrt1mmsmollybee25momupsidedown
    • 1,729
    • RETWEETS
    jeanmchlcaptenbradmdpakrattmomupsidedownCelsoPiazziToasterHed5973ahmadnabil20sgomezabente
    mrt1m1800RandyTeowulfmichaelpathlaurajennyjorutesperanzajoeljeffreyRidiculousSheriHeidiGolightly
  • icrushedmyhalo
      Crushed My Halo @icrushedmyhalo

    Ebrola.

    - Deadly bromance

    • 101
    • FAVS
    happensindreamsShanaRose21hythemafiajacksparrowsdadnigelgodwinKyndaABigDealCuddleYourCaturgeekisshowing
    • 68
    • RETWEETS
    sissy1979xShanaRose2169shadesoftaarurgeekisshowingKaiBrandijergarlCipher23agent_mj
    mrt1m
  • UncleDuke1969
      Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969

    [job interview]

    Him: What’s your greatest strength?
    Me: I’m very independent.
    Him: …
    Me: …
    Him: …
    Me: Tell him, Mom.
    Mom: He is!

    • 452
    • FAVS
    winterapologiesdsmitty05__Mr_Rotten_2_uKazpagePagedjlwalksmichamontazJamesonN7todhi3
    • 297
    • RETWEETS
    tittoIXJamesonN7Lanoh_CabbinachAHouse21PoiznSongbirdDouchekevinnanceliaa
    mrt1mDonnie_Fairburnjimmy_sharpe
  • _SetTheHook_
      Southpaw @_SetTheHook_

    I love telling women to succumb. If you pronounce it right, it kills two birds with one stone.

    • 201
    • FAVS
    _Ms_Moneypenny_Pineapple_Cake_McMhorneMrTallPaul1cowans_owendrunknerdproianhmgSnarfernini
    • 90
    • RETWEETS
    Pineapple_Cake_MrTallPaul1Ahew86SnarferniniARealTinderellamrtruthandsoul_NTFG_imasmartass37
    mrt1mKinkQueen
  • Just_BCS
      B @Just_BCS

    I just had the sex talk with my son. It went pretty well. I learned a lot.

    • 1,256
    • FAVS
    LaniBenosexncakeschumyxxxQuirkyPicklemrt1mNerdyPeachiinkedZombieitsDezmAtiCK
    • 706
    • RETWEETS
    wishfullyrealsuedechukkaLaniBenoNerdyPeachdarkmatter_wimpiinkedZombieiMayaK_Vodkantots
    mrt1mginzyj1983BritishNicx4CrocsAndrewShepard86__
  • Just_BCS
      B @Just_BCS

    You're the reason I wake up everyday. Just kidding I have a job.

    • 2,123
    • FAVS
    tweetmickaCelebrityChezrichforrirobertricciutiBigBang6000screammsayonara_zazaz_RobWeb79
    • 1,641
    • RETWEETS
    _zazaz_RobWeb79GingerGanderSaveItForFestkathybotteasanne_seattlesexncakesarahmerie17
    sexncakemrt1mhottentotsgotSufficientCharmSteveOHellNoHiddleDeeDeeMrsMikePattonandroszrTotesJelly72Courtniss_
  • Tbone7219
      Tony P. @Tbone7219

    How to be a bouncer:

    1) be an asshole.

    2) stand near a door.

    • 3,373
    • FAVS
    fxnels2ninjadinosaur1JakeGunstMsNitnotsTateRyannPatWallacePeterSubtweetervulcan_kelly
    • 2,027
    • RETWEETS
    fxnels2Massi1279ninjadinosaur1MsNitnotsGrrrRachsecondhandfrownShowUrDimplesvenkaiceprinces
    mrt1mStupidSophia_sophied40Thee1_4USocial_MimeBaldyLockzzthe_couch_guy____Shock_Monster__SparkCityComedyTitansHomerabbeyaarHrBrybkdcaseyveinarmorWhatsHerFace33
  • SkinnieTalls
      Skinnie Talls @SkinnieTalls

    *not sure what's going on*

    *participates*

    • 955
    • FAVS
    Curly_gurl135JohnDuffy21Mandajojo6siempredelilahECassiaLLizzie2249JohnnyBeGooodddbeaniebubble
    • 777
    • RETWEETS
    Curly_gurl135Mandajojo6Lizzie2249JohnnyBeGooodddre_petedmweshieyWords_Personsass_n_ass
    mrt1mPetiteRainCityalldrolledupjuneohara65
  • JakeSocial
      Jake Up @JakeSocial

    First woman on Moon:
    -Huston, we have a problem?
    What?
    -Never mind
    What's the problem?
    -Nothing
    Please tell us?
    -You know what's the problem

    • 5,862
    • FAVS
    ArandacoleAshleyFiresSufficientCharmCurly_gurl135JujuHattarbeyondsweetkatyfrancesf96TeejNolan
    • 6,572
    • RETWEETS
    EliasfarrajSufficientCharmCurly_gurl135HassnaaTweetsstacyjorgensenSangriaSanguineekhotchocolatemichellelaine
    mrt1mbigmacherBobTheSuitlilgapeach32Browneyed_mamaArroiaTheSnideOnejon_aleynerdculadaniel_shawbonertardTorriablealittlecontrary__Cnelson019Carol
  • XAIMMadellynne
      ~Tweety~ @XAIMMadellynne

    Wifi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family.

    They seem like nice people.

    • 996
    • FAVS
    dru0887brenda81162brettcaronBeamishBoiEBiggumsPeterTbanksDemoonInsideiMayaK_
    • 777
    • RETWEETS
    chimpchips1tkkamaupato_jnrPhileasSkunkEBiggumsPeterTbanksDemoonInsideHafizahAziz96
    mrt1mItsMrWoody2Uwesjohnson8
  • brocketxyz
      mr. fisher @brocketxyz

    Think you're successful? There have been dog astronauts. How do you like that, loser?

    • 192
    • FAVS
    DilemmaEmmaEmmathejessbessvulcan_kellyMommaUnfilteredDylanKussmanExitThaWarriorChadRainierijimmyIS_aWIZARD
    • 83
    • RETWEETS
    ExitThaWarriorFortuitousPenThe_ONE_AdrianwimothyjosephCashRocketWildRevolversIamGecinvyas92
    mrt1m
  • man_spach
      The Cat Whisperer @man_spach

    I once sucker punched a hipster and he said, "That's not cool," and I said, "Yet" then we hugged and had a good laugh.

    • 1,566
    • FAVS
    ContwixtmomupsidedownpinkertonparkComoSayEskimoMary_Amber_SpaGrrrRachRatQueen666feelmesucka
    • 963
    • RETWEETS
    momupsidedownawww_topsykatzedietrichfeelmesuckaRantdogBryanneSalazarsyaf16hRhirySumilat
    momupsidedownjeannerbeanermrt1mBlairLoudlyOhYeahILiedseagullski__SwartyComedylloydrangmantejBwanaChris_M1N1
  • Vodkantots
      Vodka n Tots @Vodkantots

    Cop: License and registration please, ma'am.
    Me: Have I aged a lot since this photo was taken?
    Cop: Watch your speed, miss. Have a nice day.

    • 195
    • FAVS
    HumorParasiteDefUSKRickyScampkratosfrostbiteOrignalceQueendarrrkstarrrrma_007MPfefer
    • 107
    • RETWEETS
    darrrkstarrrdeardilettanteAnkitTripathi5orthopeerpathammergirlMarcmywords2IIArmstrongJenny4ashley
    mrt1mBeer4AGoodTime
  • LurkAtHomeMom
      Lurk @ Home Mom @LurkAtHomeMom

    I prefer to call it a "Ta-Da" list. Cause it'd be fucking amazing if I actually accomplished anything on it.

    • 1,081
    • FAVS
    momupsidedownkp72579I_SEE_THRU_YOUiMayaK_ShutUpThatsWhocarlykenkathybotteassianmarieee
    • 738
    • RETWEETS
    momupsidedownI_SEE_THRU_YOULorieGZiMayaK_ShutUpThatsWhosianmarieeeTheBeerGuy73SacamanoB
    momupsidedownmrt1mWindPushedGrassconcretesledge_alldrolleduppapasunclePeaceInTruth1AnneM69OkieGirl405Halbeerz
  • SondraDeeMe
      Strawberry Lane Is @SondraDeeMe

    I don't want to "out her," but I'm pretty certain this woman I'm dating is a lesbian.

    • 963
    • FAVS
    lgbk44CVTBabydbedalbertaButlercommaJMaynardluvrTheRoloMasterOfFuryJoeCoolNJ
    • 222
    • RETWEETS
    kspinks4485CVTBabyTheRoloJoeCoolNJsirmunchieSavoirFailbrianbowman73TheRealMissAbbs
    mrt1mKKBowlsHumorParasite
  • rickkondell
      Rick @rickkondell

    Whenever I see "Write down one interesting fact about yourself." I immediately forget everything I've ever done and seen ever

    • 256
    • FAVS
    NathanOMaliaSheDoneGoodMD89bcfclovemyboots111ninjadinosaur1s_cLaN07GrabTheWEnessRRON_
    • 159
    • RETWEETS
    NathanOMaliaSheDoneGoodThulanieMajolalovemyboots111ninjadinosaur1stonedcoldlazyFavstar250LadyMercutia
    mrt1mrickolantern
  • SteveSuckington
      Steve Suckington @SteveSuckington

    What's the appropriate age to tell a screenplay that it's adapted?

    • 821
    • FAVS
    candace_9871mahatmatweeterhirojesusnettie0918SamePageDifDaybobw1oAsbo_UnicornLaBelleMae
    • 442
    • RETWEETS
    mahatmatweeterhirojesusAsbo_Unicornmikewaldron115thesalster1FunMarrowSkinnieTallsCurleeVuitton
    Rad_Lemurmrt1msixfootcandyroadkill3xTheIronSherkinsinuatemethetwodeadboys
  • HeroineAddict
      Heroine Addict @HeroineAddict

    Whenever I view my iPod's "Most Played" songs, I realize I have no right to criticize anyone's taste in anything.

    • 273
    • FAVS
    MableGertrudeFickle_FillyRickyScampAPANCHALYPSENOWDickstractedAngrEdmontonianSwartyComedy_angelicMagic
    • 157
    • RETWEETS
    alynnjones82DarkerWillowAPANCHALYPSENOWDickstractedSeiYoung83stellarjulez808OMGtizAnnieCrazyTalkAl
    mrt1m
@mrt1m

@mrt1m
Pro

Serial hugger

Tweets that @mrt1m has recently awarded the Tweet of the Day.