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  • LetGoBeFreeDoU
      theRealDrRuth @LetGoBeFreeDoU

    Multitasking: Fucking up Everything All at once ...

    • 1,340
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    notorious_starsandyfwhitemrt1mgabbarniswirling_galaxysaleprviRohitKohli236LindaInDisguise
    • 1,093
    • RETWEETS
    notorious_starsJagerMouthmrt1mnaveeniiumswirling_galaxyRohitKohli236BlueEyedRiotkapils2116
    mrt1mMikeZakarianSteveBenson1XoolunJenniferf42fastmofobansheesophied40JuliaProud2014007Rex_Inc
  • MichelleVitagrl
      The Blonde One @MichelleVitagrl

    "No thanks, I'm allergic." Anytime someone offers me a healthy snack.

    • 147
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    HeyZeus666FrustrateMyLoveOfeliaArizmenditoyotaman1988TSfromNYCSassyTexasGalariannapryorOrazran_
    • 67
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    hirojesusHappyPlaceProtoyotaman1988SassyTexasGalGinGanderGanderGinOrazran_PsychoPanda557
    mrt1mnayomeewallace
  • jus4golf
      Jimmy @jus4golf

    You're Twitter famous. Cool, cool.

    I won a dodgeball tournament in 3rd grade and I got a real trophy for that.

    • 1,998
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    albywizzyGeoroyomrt1mPee_And_GigglesCubanB1987MischievousJamcurlymalloyprobnotbob
    • 1,251
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    salazarsboxingGeoroyoFergusHartnettBethHarisunnyMischievousJamprobnotbobMountainRaptorpseudo_fred
    mrt1mMikeZakarianPigeonlovbggas400mydmacfillthevacuumjunejuly12SheOverAnalyzesVodkantotsdafloydstaMcKnightyBoolisaOoOoSondraDeeMeseagullski__jergarliGreenMonkDawn_M_
  • RidiculousSheri
      Sasshole @RidiculousSheri

    Brain: Be cool, don't let him know you're stupid.

    Me: I love science too! STRING THEORY IS MY FAVORITE THEORY ABOUT CHEESE!

    B: Mmm cheese

    • 155
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    DurtMcHurtttomvoight32MandaLR08fuzzlimeChickenFrecklezCheetoBandito77LoveNLunchmeatMichabean
    • 71
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    tomvoight32MandaLR08fuzzlimeMichabeanDukEB51JulesC70DumbConfessionsLaniBeno
    mrt1mTheTweetParrot
  • CheryeDavis
      ShotofCherye @CheryeDavis

    According to my Nike fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week.

    • 4,596
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    eliassen_melfftiffMassa_problemRohitKohli236mcibtyAudreyPorneCarrieHOlerichMy_Response_Is
    • 2,816
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    RohitKohli236My_Response_IseuanDroberts__CPantherfansummerofbennyKRISTINB5150TheCattyLadyTDsareawesome
    momupsidedownmrt1matDevinDanielRCarrilloOldUncleDaveONorthside_MikeNicoAspelingNotthatAdamWest1800Randyhaolegurl808BlaineBruceBromanConsulfred_dogyassinovic89PersianCelticTheKenyan_Ivsy01EndhooSthetobbieilovepie84lthas16gbRay_stephanStevie_TalkHrBryGingerGanderiamjeffsloanTheDailySchmuckGeauxSaints79Tim_HawkenErikGatorsBombaytweeting____ShaunRightNowPlaying_DadMichaelLarrickbigmacherJohnDuffy21Thunder_Fart______demented_AshyasserseifLindaInDisguiseFatherWithTwinsOConnellComedyPsycholaneBillFienbergiheartguntsEastKentTomMrsJekyllsHydeReeceValentineswiftenhaalCunda22GuyConfused______Zombieionismso_amusedHome_HalfwayMrAdamBezSweetTweetsBROSteveInevitableturndownfornapsAredubbleyou______littlekitnerboyThisAlexStein_correctomundoDong_Hangergreensboro_ncshegotagronkruffyoung10InchesPlusCrappy_AdviceNinjaFuneral______trumpthechumpSlipNutsTMAdam14_Lindiscretion____
  • fillthevacuum
      Jaxon/Jaxoff @fillthevacuum

    Don't get it. Heard the phrase "keep your friends clothes & keep your enemies clothes, sir". Now I have a bunch of naked people angry at me.

    • 1,206
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    lisaOoOoAIMMadellynneDurtMcHurttGoldenSpiralshottentotsgotKatarinaKrizmoose_chocolateninortagabriel
    • 858
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    lisaOoOoAIMMadellynneGoldenSpiralshottentotsgotWoodyLuvsCoffeeNinsunGTerror_85fubwat
    lisaOoOomrt1mscottthetwat______SamDeLanchejazbeebzdiggity_dustinPazerLenisBlondeMissy_______OhighIsis
  • dshack8
      Babies Daddy @dshack8

    WHAT I SAID: "I'm fine."
    WHAT I ACTUALLY MEANT: "I'm fine."

    See how that works ladies? It's not that hard. Now you try it.

    Sincerely,
    Men

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    sexy_vodka_kisspatricphdrheaxoxxanerdonfire14Nunn1_swarthy_dudeBaxDollAlexisNAnastos
    • 1,178
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    sexy_vodka_kisscambusladanerdonfireBipolarNaziscottsbeardJesKeepSwimmingphilEfanaddictRickyScamp
    mrt1mMrsJekyllsHydeMarkAFuqua_HuntTattoo_Acoustic__illuminatedwndrReverend_ScottslotjunkieroseBluestmoon_dafloydsta
  • TheBoydP
      Boyd's Backyard @TheBoydP

    Who knows what my boss meant when he said I had a lackadaisical attitude but truthfully I don't care and I'm not interested in finding out.

    • 542
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    JakeSocialNotUrGumarTups13SouthsideMickAubrieWynn88momopfaceXOperfectmessXOkesg2
    • 348
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    Tups13SouthsideMickkesg2OberoiVarun13itzrujanomicmanTheBeerGuy731Georden
    mrt1mDaddyJewCrunch11b
  • KeetPotato
      k e e t @KeetPotato

    we the jury find the defendant not g-wait which one means he did it again
    *judge sighs*
    "look do you think he did it or not"
    not yes
    "JESUS"

    • 124
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    llvvzzJSinVegasJacksonicJgrantster123jaasmiineexxguzman_toriajkriegzwarmyellowlight
    • 46
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    grantster123Norstackkthemstherules_WestminsterHobowaboyi_JonBakerClaireohughesToTheStore
    mrt1mHome_Halfway
  • jannable9
      James @jannable9

    The number 13 is just a B, with commitment issues.

    • 459
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    HidingHarmonyJohnWL1990coziambatman_secondofhernameDirtyGoldNYCSamuraiBatgirlJasmil_MilahiDreamof_U
    • 271
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    JohnWL1990coziambatman_apsstersecondofhernameSamuraiBatgirlJasmil_MilahiDreamof_UAnnoyingThurs
    mrt1m
  • caseytduncan
      Casey Duncan @caseytduncan

    When talking with a telemarketer, I always end the conversation with, "I love you."

    • 807
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    GrrrRachNotYourSoulmateNinja_Soup_GrandxSupremekarthikbtl741benalcockdougaholexteenamberangel
    • 494
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    NotYourSoulmatejhnyolivdinkxxxxvijendrasahaiStalker799cynicalvagabondrohtalksC0rpsePimp
    mrt1mKevinTienkenklevine617
  • TheDailySchmuck
      America's Henchman @TheDailySchmuck

    Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say.

    • 3,888
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    Georoyoitzrujgirl_a_whirlRestlesslerOberoiVarun13CrystalMe523SolelyBgaston_marian
    • 3,256
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    Georoyodocta_wattsgirl_a_whirlOberoiVarun13CrystalMe523gaston_marianDukEB51Rebel_White
    OberoiVarun13VodkantotsHALFniteStandmrt1mJVarsityCaptainawordforawordDanielRCarrilloMiniiGCYComedythetobbieKidBeatnix______SumukhComedylovemyboots111LadyWithLegs______EndhooSPetiteRainCityTheCareBareDontFuckWithMomQuickBJ__________Pulse_NYClvvzzTheIronSherkDoreyZoemisterbrymo
  • TheBeerGuy73
      The Beer Guy @TheBeerGuy73

    *goes to the gym*

    *takes a selfie & posts it on Facebook for the wife to see*

    *hurries to the bar*

    • 474
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    SondraDeeMeshart_tartMissvalCaCnelson019CarollemonmartinisGoodgirlBaddestjupiterLILYmudpaperscissor
    • 268
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    BrandonSchlongSondraDeeMeshart_tartMissvalCaDesi_EngineerBluntspkSuchiMisterman567E4eclectic
    mrt1mhg47
  • dshack8
      Babies Daddy @dshack8

    Snorting lines of instant coffee off of your desk is a subtle, yet effective way to tell your coworkers 'Not today. Not. Fucking. Today.'

    • 865
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    patricphdcambusladanerdonfire14Nunnnormmynorm1_swarthy_dudenancy_yogapantsBaxDoll
    • 518
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    cambusladanerdonfire14NunnBaxDollAlexisNAnastosJesKeepSwimmingphilEfanaddicttracylegel
    AshGaltrymrt1mElgatoEsmioalldrolledupSpankMeIm0tyOhYeahILiedSam_Alan33AndyAsAdjective
  • daemonic3
      Terry F @daemonic3

    Baby showers always feel so awkward because I never seem to fit in. I'll just stick to adult-sized ones.

    • 88
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    GoofpoopsChristianPlantejannable9CopperheadSammilarabee19TheLonelyPigletcirclejokes1_swarthy_dude
    • 35
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    ThatGuySBrunoSickayduhOneFunnyMummyknot_eyeCucumberJamsMoMoHorneMr_Kapowskichicnlil1
    mrt1m
  • Black__Elvis
      Brian @Black__Elvis

    Until they re-name it "Negroagua" I'll never feel comfortable in Central America.

    • 189
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    squirrel74wkgnsixfootcandyTitansHomerJTppManjonSelliottDelanieFischerdshack8AmishPornStar1
    • 71
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    dshack8AmishPornStar1mav3yJay_FrickinLynnEffing_Bullshitzachv86leechee4201CleverGirl1
    mrt1mSickayduh
  • CanadianMclovin
      Mclovin @CanadianMclovin

    If you're looking for a girl, here is what to look for:

    1) HOT
    2) SANE
    3) SINGLE

    ...now pick two

    • 469
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    leadnotfolowjokebo_terrorslawrenlikesitgretchanderson1kimcrowbarVenusRockHobbitegyptianstevenPowKaPowBoom
    • 260
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    Adam_StarnesgordoncaseyUglyButtFunnylawrenlikesitVenusRockHobbitPowKaPowBoomhotcommoditybrtDionneMcNutt
    mrt1mbuck4ittdavidbryant1green_babe_JackieluvsUK
  • TheAlexP
      Jackman...Forever @TheAlexP

    Whenever I hear "let me tell you the truth", I secretly cross my fingers, hoping they say "brownies are healthy, eat as many as you want."

    • 797
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    In_TwittalandEwans_Dadcarrietinimil_h0useMandajojo6mslizcaitlinTheRealAnchovyGirrlGenius
    • 618
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    In_TwittalandEwans_DadViolent2Dope3041stEvilWenchTheRealAnchovyhottentotsgotschmoopsgirlmeganmaurice
    mrt1mjoeljeffreyhoops_DaddyJaiWalker________
  • Nahdude83
      Naïve American @Nahdude83

    *raises hand at FIGHT CLUB*

    "WHAT IF I TOLD ONE PERSON?"

    • 417
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    Uppercut_Slutsstarfish19673SunshineJarbolyKingofQueens13XclairemckXiwearaonesieChryssimissysavie_cee
    • 248
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    Uppercut_SlutsmissusKCsunderland101XclairemckXiwearaonesieBenHagueComedyTheBeerGuy73Parrotpizza
    TheAlexNevilmrt1m
  • Talkinghands69
      TalkingHands @Talkinghands69

    Oh my god, goooooooooooooooooooo

    -me to every car on the road.

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    DrivelodeonJn1ferJD_KCtgonefishinTeejayRushmbnels__LuvrKayShanaRose21
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    Jn1ferShanaRose21hispanicmathmanKrissDaSieeimfuckedanywaysJo_PureLifeMichiLou1009moonlover5555
    mrt1m
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