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  • wesjohnson8
      Wes Johnson @wesjohnson8

    Boy at FBI headquarters saw pictures of 10 most wanted men & said, "Why didn't you keep them when you took their picture?"

    • 1,591
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    dreamthievinTweets_GoneWildkasumuni__GenghisKGroperClevelandJarodNotJaredsrrahbethKMk4Kicks
    • 928
    • RETWEETS
    Tweets_GoneWildmrt1mItsCastrolefff_Rkasumuni__GenghisKDiamondLou69JarodNotJared
    mrt1mGroperClevelandMrsJekyllsHydebrittarnettabrosenthalNinjaFuneral______itswrigley________
  • Eightinchgoat
      MMMMMMark @Eightinchgoat

    When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: "It's done, but there's blood everywhere!"

    • 4,334
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    JPeruserAndroidhoundBridgetMamacitarobertdrew1020The0phania27Priscillia60644xamyistrouble
    • 3,581
    • RETWEETS
    JPeruserAndroidhoundThe0phaniaamyistrouble2448larryRobert_Beauangie_2497Ashley_Alaska
    pbear79drewgrimaldiKalvinMacleodBwanaChrismrt1mHarbinger_oneLeslie_AnnieMarkAFuqua_Huntbravefan47StupidSophia_The_Just_FactorMinedOvaMatterhaolegurl808CYComedyscootiekkProfaneDanea_olivia4212ArrowsOfTheSundetroit_etkodeeezzzyShrinkMediademented_AshMaybe_TumorrowI_Mee_Myself_curlymalloyLisa_Laughs_missymsmith1dafloydstaNinjaFuneral______anjadrischJaneBadallmkpaulsen10InchesPlusgrimpossibleMrsJekyllsHydeOutOfLeftField_hi5yoface_________oculusmundi______snapperdoo________eggnookGensPlace
  • murrman5
      Brent @murrman5

    *hangs up phone while on date*
    that was work and they need me to come in. luckily our table is in my section. I'll bring us some menus

    • 1,955
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    becca_BRILLiantBounse44AFos39ShitonyaChestJulia_DeVitoryanincosecretcorndogfadedgrandma
    • 809
    • RETWEETS
    SuzanneRCooleyBirdRr747EvanJokesCarterMicluvinLordKelvin273BreytonGoodeBrockEvelethStevenBarlass
    InternetDustinmrt1mearfdae
  • BlindChow
      Blind Chow @BlindChow

    Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please.
    "You mean salami?"
    No, just a single salamus.
    "Um ok, anything else on that?"
    Yes, one pepperonus.

    • 2,082
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    philosop_herrachelmarie221nelimaniceyjimmy_villeabsolutelyellieCookiesNomNomheyjade96unlalalala
    • 1,098
    • RETWEETS
    sugarboyflyrachelmarie221amandaclaritynightshadesirismmichee7messmec2424iiitserikkaRoguishOfficial
    mrt1mJosesLovesYouredthe1david8hughesericONEderful
  • TheTalkingPipe
      Brother Ben @TheTalkingPipe

    Always begin conversations with "hear ye, hear ye" so people know you're an incredibly important person.

    • 275
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    twilightfocithisislizzjctsmileyoneAndrewpGroverIWM14KarlTheFagmattchew81BaritteRose
    • 183
    • RETWEETS
    twilightfocijctsmileyoneAlph4_Kmattchew81MisterTorrezthepopcornninjaRealJinjaNinjapopcorngoddess1
    mrt1mfillthevacuum
  • ibid78
      ibid @ibid78

    I waved back at someone who was waving at someone behind me so I kept waving please I need one of you to show up so it looks like I meant to

    • 130
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    SteelCityDawnDawn_M_Fyrekrakr73D_NoisermeowskinsDranoRauljaawnnBigBang6000
    • 51
    • RETWEETS
    Fyrekrakr73D_NoiserDranoRaulmrt1mError_143eatmebeatmel4dydaemonic3thistletat13
    mrt1mlilgapeach32
  • SunnySideUp1987
      SUNBELIEVABLE @SunnySideUp1987

    To make a guy panic, simply ask :

    "Notice anything different?"

    -Works every time

    • 1,814
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    jaymes_00Tweets_GoneWildAGreaterMonsterHorsecoqisfunnyDGZZacharypascalvdb2016kruschnikORlovemyboots111
    • 1,352
    • RETWEETS
    jaymes_00Tweets_GoneWildpascalvdb2016Welles19jasboogeymanlovemyboots111WrdTrvlr69How_Hardy
    mrt1mKalvinMacleodjoeldangerjoeljeffreywesjohnson8BwanaChrishamspamtymaamDionneMcNutt007Rex_Inc
  • EJGomez
      EJ Gomez @EJGomez

    marijuana??? actually i think MARY-WANNA tell you her son Jesus didn't die so you could smoke that devil lettuce

    • 3,315
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    Playing_DadIAmKashWahSpazZle_ermahgartonASAPBullwinklekrishna_vanzbandali72ryolwh
    • 2,688
    • RETWEETS
    SpazZle_MasilaJnrkrishna_vanryolwhrankingTweetscameronsadlerrekikeonume_
    mrt1mWhatTheH_ck
  • AdderallMomma
      Kali @AdderallMomma

    How much for the torture device?

    Ma'am, that's a wedding ring.

    • 1,274
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    its_k_ngangashanni_chanmegapinkmermaidGlove_MonkeyEvileSkullAIMMadellynnepussy_shepardannamade
    • 899
    • RETWEETS
    its_k_ngangaEvileSkullswirlcherryAIMMadellynnepussy_shepardmikeinatxejmichaels1utheute
    mrt1mMcKnightyBooMiniiGTheCareBareNakedHangover
  • jazmasta
      Jazmasta @jazmasta

    *gives up seat on bus for an old lady*
    *whispers in her ear*
    "This isn't over"

    • 1,796
    • FAVS
    wingsimplieddisc0danwhy_not81BreytonGoodefadyokCelebrityChezhipchkkNiandre
    • 873
    • RETWEETS
    ayceeehwhy_not81Jae_GoefadyokPulsefireRainorTheSlayWeaverFever70SidewaysBoy
    ibid78mrt1mBlairLoudlymdob11
  • clifcarson
      clif @clifcarson

    if you ask a girl if you can buy her a cocktail and she doesnt immediately say "haha cock" then she doesnt deserve you

    • 130
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    jaawnnonume_ChrisGmyrekBjqueen95WildeThingymicky864peybrooks13_jennjenn
    • 57
    • RETWEETS
    onume_GeorgeolwandeBjqueen95NatalieH94micky864mickeytreesunacharolastravinniesucks
    mrt1m
  • BlindChow
      Blind Chow @BlindChow

    "Are you seeing anyone?"
    Not at the moment.
    *Optometrist nods*
    "Sir, I'm afraid you're legally blind."

    • 298
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    gooftasticJRT_91EsunshinegpatrickorileybobbysonkoSpazZle_JosesLovesYouMeowtchell
    • 134
    • RETWEETS
    JRT_91patrickorileySpazZle_MeowtchellCynicalDevilonume_orgasnomPauldo86
    mrt1m
  • sweetg35
      Donna T @sweetg35

    Reach out to those who suffer in silence and thank them for keeping the noise down.

    • 484
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    ScarsFourEyessoniadimaio68SuburbanComagaynorlsimpsonWHEREISWALTJNRItsMrWoody2Uonume_swift_thinker
    • 336
    • RETWEETS
    Arries96ItsMrWoody2UlovemydogduckJoanCrunkidShaddy_EddySpazZle_farylShaktiBodyWork
    mrt1m
  • LaniBeno
      Lani @LaniBeno

    It's not holding a grudge. It's remembering facts. Forever.

    • 705
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    Prof_Peejaygautam_k_Nushhhhhspillsecretyurdoorryangriffithsas_she_saidPetalandPeaches
    • 495
    • RETWEETS
    aqibnisar1990breebri2ryangriffithsEmily5656GirlAllegraMasilaJnras_she_saidadriana_lamas
    mrt1mSuperApple8______
  • pinupteacher
      pin up teacher @pinupteacher

    Oh yeah, you know, I play a little guitar.

    *pulls out tiny guitar*

    • 554
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    cloudypianosuccjebLoveNLunchmeatibid78RyabSheehabxyzhxcredthe1daemonic3
    • 222
    • RETWEETS
    LoveNLunchmeatdaemonic3PromovatorhenscheckSirCasioKL7000SickayduhBeantownRMAlmighty_Smoot
    yaboydilmrt1m
  • daneZie
      Doober Pooberton @daneZie

    *Slaps cigarette out of friend's hand
    "I thought you were done looking cool!"
    *friend leans against a wall & sighs
    *slaps wall away
    "Stop!"

    • 3,155
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    eyytheredelilahimmichaelwalsh___margot___OG_Loko_aherdofpenguinslowlowpricesnicoleelsasserToofpick78
    • 1,536
    • RETWEETS
    jamasternesalexaprzzkokossoravenNerdyWonka__SxRxRnR__jabbershireFlovacsJoebeluga_bae
    mrt1mbakedbrotatoesrzaroscomurrman5nerdcula
  • ilovepie84
      PieGuy @ilovepie84

    A girl that gives a blowjob with too much teeth is called a "Suarez"

    • 59
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    TeriBussartSalazarJessikaaSDPlissken1sweetg35hottentotsgotDJLIWIKZlipsaahoyJust_A_Guy72
    • 38
    • RETWEETS
    onume_DJLIWIKZminus010thejesusparraoescar17Longymanarcane92KazAtta
    thetobbiemrt1m
  • Izianikapani
      Thinkerbell @Izianikapani

    They say you should eat before grocery shopping to avoid impulse buying.

    Perhaps some of you should have a wank before coming on Twitter.

    • 309
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    adey303DONTJIMMYMEJULZJarodNotJaredAseAungtempetantrumsScott_A_GilmoreJehzikahzx10joe
    • 140
    • RETWEETS
    VJ1969adey303tempetantrumsAlexCrossanMrXehCPK3Jen_for_realJust_BCS
    mrt1m_NTFG_No_not_that_oneAlex_N_Chains
  • Dawn_M_
      Noodles @Dawn_M_

    I am far too busy to listen to your problems.

    *Googles do penguins go to heaven*

    • 2,263
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    Tweets_GoneWildAmigaRienteshegotagronkjess_strattonBurbidgeJamesVeryVeriViralprincess_paraTDsareawesome
    • 1,592
    • RETWEETS
    Tweets_GoneWild_allycatttmiss_myshellprincess_paracarlyme23rayson_toasttruegemini13SirCasioKL7000
    PrettyInCamo11atDevinmrt1mdavid8hughesvassilityyaboydilJessObsessPlaying_Dadjlane_PetiteRainCitybadongismBlairLoudlyNE1C_JennDani_FeldiwearaonesieCelebrityChezstumblesdrunkenEndhooSOmarKhanNY
  • AdamOfEarth
      Earthman Adam @AdamOfEarth

    Science is tricky. Keeps you on your toes.
    Mineralogy? Study of minerals.
    Oceanology? Study of oceans.
    Meteorology? NOT ABOUT METEORS.

    • 273
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    JennuflectCpin421800RandyEstacheckmatekirutijohn4salemrt1mgrimpossible
    • 186
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    JulyFiresGeorgeolwande1800RandyViolent2Dope304kirutijohn4salemrt1mMjusi_
    mrt1mSomeChrisTweets
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