"Siri, will you take the last shot for me?" - Lebron James.

I'd have entered the HuffPo free logo contest, but I already reserved both middle fingers for the HuffPo We Don't Pay Writers contest.

@mike_ftw Oh, shit. I've been pronouncing it "Phil Collins for Hipsters." Oops.

Thanks to everyone who attended my talk. And everyone in general. You’re great.

Here are my slides/notes:  http://eatingelephant.com/2012/10/empathytalk/ … #csforum12

Don't worry, everyone. Today I successfully interviewed all of the users.

Surprisingly not an Onion article: “Chubby Checker sues Hewlett-Packard over app to measure penis size”  http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2013/feb/14/chubby-checker-sues-hewlett-packard …

Oh, hey. Thanks. I needed a reason to delete this app. http://t.co/rn09CEJs

Two things I’m always amazed by: the resilience of New York City, and the kindness and empathy of @kissane. Two of this nation’s treasures.

I don't know which is scarier: SOPA itself, or the people being re-tweeted by @herpderpedia.

Nate Silver has just been appointed Secretary of Obama’s Fantasy Basketball Team.

OH: “I was hoping for more tweets like ‘Having wine and … OH MY GOD @halvorson JUST GOT MAULED BY A CHEETAH.’”

Crazy person wins Iowa Caucus! Crazy person drops out of presidential race! Crazy person comes in second and third. #Politics!

Who owns the web? “Just because you mow the lawn, doesn’t mean you own the ground.” @lwelchman dropping the tweetable quotes at #NowWhat13

My requests are but small.

Don’t send ads or promotions to my push notifications.

Respect people.

Be kind to each other.

In that order.

My favorite moment of the game so far is the very clear slow motion replay of Harbaugh yelling "YOU FUCKING DID THAT SHIT" to Vernon Davis.

I didn't mean to write about Steve Jobs. And then I did. http://t.co/fhECCcJy

REM didn't break up today. They ended their first reunion tour.

They broke up when Bill Berry left.

@mike_ftw Let's take it one step further. You're not only doing your "job." You're also a lucky bastard.

@marcoarment Where will we buy CDs, DVD players and desktop computers?!?

Oh. Right. Nowhere.

Screw you, ice storm.  http://instagram.com/p/X7vPn6OjIP/