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Fact: Living by the golden rule is very poor financial planning.
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Cirque du Soleil clown to be sent into space. That's one down...
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Quasimodo always held his head a little higher on Wednesdays. You know why.
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Overheard in Superstore: 'I literally woke up this morning.' Glad it wasn't figurative.
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I think these pants have lost weight. Or they're being a little too familiar...
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Dante's Disco Inferno #boringdisastermovie
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If Sarah Palin were President, McDonalds would offer McWolf burgers, and Baked Alaskan pies #palinpotus
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Guy ahead of me buying Always + Doritos. Imagining. An interesting evening for him.
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Global in Canada promotes Animation Domination, but gives no time to American Dad. Clearly anti-American...
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Braindrops Keep Falling on my Head #zombiesrock
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In which Eeyore is administered Cymbalta. #rejectedpoohstories
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Drank so much slushie so fast that my flatulence has a wind chill factor of minus 40 celcius.
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Now that he's in his golden years, I expect David Bowie to revinvent himself once more as an AARP member and sing Roughage Roughage.
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New word: Metrotextuals: guys who sign off their messages with a (x), or as I like to call it Bromancing the Phone.
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Though Oscar the Grouch loved Trash, he didn't much care for Andy Warhol's other films
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Carrie Prejean threatened 2 walk off Larry King Live due 2 inappropriate questions. Even she's joined the movement to silence Carrie Prejean
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Ryan Seacrest says Simon Cowell will never marry. That's too bad. I had high hopes for those two.
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Flea marketing this a.m., which is very hard to do, given that fleas have a negative brand image.
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If Sarah Palin were President, the Lincoln Memorial would be encased in a snowglobe. #palinpotus
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Apparently Katherine Heigl is done with Grey's Anatomy. I'll say this for her: she hung in there longer than I did.
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