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Apple planning an iPad Mini. I thought they already had one: the iPhone.
Today's career path: Toddlers & Tiaras to 16 & Pregnant to Teen Mom to Maury to Judge Judy to Hoarders.
Chris Christie vetoes NJ Marriage Equality Bill. Jersey Shore cast members still allowed to procreate though.
TLC cancels Kate Plus 8. It's good news for us, but those eight kids are still stuck with Kate.
Advice to Tracy Morgan. If you are going to single out a group to hate, pick one we can all agree on. Like Nickelback
Justin Timberlake is making new music. Destiny's Child is making new music. 2013 is going to be the best 2005 ever.
There was a time when doing LSD led you to buying Pink Floyd albums and black velvet posters, not eating people's faces.
Fact: when things don't go Lance Armstrong's way, he takes his ball and goes home.
Rush Limbaugh, Geraldo Rivera and Kirk Cameron walk into a bar. Everyone leaves.
Megan Fox hates being told she's talented. I can sympathize. I hate being told she's talented, too.
There's a guy crossing a tightrope over Niagara Falls into Canada tonight. That's a lot of effort to avoid Canada Customs.
Mountain Dew may contain orange juice, but it contains no mountain. Or dew.
Kirk Cameron called homosexuality 'detrimental and ultimately destructive.' Which also describes his films.
LCD Soundsystem have called it quits. White Stripes also gone. And yet, Black Eyed Peas remain intact. Tis a cruel world.
Autopsy finds THC in Trayvon Martin's system. You know what else it found? A bullet.
Sarah Palin isn't racist. Some of her white friends' best white friends have white friends who vaguely know someone who is black.
So, when is Middle Earth Day? If you know, give me a ring.
If you're bored, pick up a Bible. Swap every mention of God with Godzilla. Hours of fun. And blasphemy.
BTW, with the exchange rate, Canadians only have 120 characters on Twitter. So we have less room to be clever than Ameri
I had an out-of-body-wash experience in the shower today.
Copywriter for hire. I tweet, so you don't have to. In fact, I tweet a lot. It's okay. I love you. But not as much as freezies. No siree. Now, boogie!