Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If Obama wins, does the Redskins loss get overturned?
Today, the US celebrates an Italian discovering the Dominican Republic, which he thought was India, while working for Spain. U-S-A! U-S-A!
BREAKING: Casey Anthony seen leaving courtroom in white Ford Bronco.
So to be clear, the Tigers lost their starting DH, went out and signed Prince Fielder, and now all they need is... a DH? #misconfused
Every time I see Bud Selig, I think that's what Stephen Hawking would look like without ALS.
If you use AlTeRnAtInG cApS I'll think you're an annoying teenager. If I find out you're an adult, I'll assume you're a serial killer.
My 4-year-old had a nightmare about zombies eating his brain last night. I put him back to bed, kissed him, then licked the side of his head
Conrad Bain is dead. The Diff'rent Strokes Curse claims another, as Charlotte Rae slowly and methodically has her sweet, sweet revenge.
Watching this game so long I'm just drinking Miller 64 with chunks of avocado in it now.
I "donated" my stash of halloween candy to the office bowl yesterday. Went to grab a piece today - gone. Seriously, people.
USA has the talent, but Japan used the Konami cheat code. #WWC
Baseball. Comics. Geek. Writer. Professional snarkist. A Ranger you've never heard of. Husband to @happykidlets. Dad to 3 boys under age 8.