Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If you pick on the mentally challenged cart pusher at wal mart...remember there are guys like me who will hug your neck till blackness comes
Sex is one of the healthiest things for a body. But wait, so does that mean sluts are really just health nuts?
I will never step over another to better myself. Ill pick him/her up, team with them and take them to the finish line WITH me.
1. You're hot
2. Your tweets are hot
3. You RT and Star
4. If I were a dog my lipstick thingy would be showing
If you are an Anon in 2013 but still arguing w/anyone over twitter please...
Slap your own mask off your face
Your sons and daughters may be Anons. Don't ask them. Just thank them and love them as if you knew they were.
If you don't tease pussy THROUGH the panties for at least 20 minutes before pulling them to the side, don't talk to me about peak arousal.
How narcissistic am I that I care more about checking for retweets of me than checking for testicular irregularities and lumps?
Ladies, if your thighs don't touch when you stand upright, I don't want between em. Meat on the bones por favor.
Apparently my marriage has a drafts folder too. Yeah, and she keeps the ones of sharpest wit tucked away for the next fight.
I'm a libra, sign of scales. Which means I'm good at balancing when to eat you out and when to eat out your sister since you're on the rag.
Its the weekend. Who wants to pour me a tall glass of "put me out of my fucking misery" with a slice of lemon?
PointSec denounces any and all affiliation with any sector that disregards a womans value no matter the venue.
I follow back hookers, whores, pimps, paraplegics, any ethnicity but please, no yucky vile politicians.