Oh Nile, turns out you can bring a smile to my face..... pic.twitter.com/dySVk9Ejd9

#NUFC new away kit inc. goalkeeper kit. pic.twitter.com/0dGsZRURwK

Shola has the super power of telekinesis. He can put that ball anywhere he wants. #NUFC pic.twitter.com/1wu2PidD

@nufcthreatlevel
I don't care about Carroll
He don't care about me
All we care about
Is Ameobi
#nufc #kingsholaday

Love the passion! #NUFC pic.twitter.com/nmAZcBpmTt

@nufcfans Would prefer more English players in our squad but with the over inflated price tags they hold we're sensible to shop abroad.

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@nufcthreatlevel We all knew it would happen....... http://t.co/Qs0qWRG

I'm crying with laughter! This is amazing!  http://youtu.be/glgblV7Un_g 

Just joined the Sun Dream Team fantasy football #NUFC tag mini league created by @nufcthreatlevel League Pin: 151983 Password: shola

Okay then, who pissed off Tiote?..... #NUFC http://t.co/4nMScQQx

So if we bid £16m for Carroll, would we only need to pay £12m because of the 25% sell on clause? #NUFC

I cannot stress this enough. Go to BBC iPlayer & catch up on #TheFades ready for the next episode on Wednesday. It's brilliant. @bbcfades

Brilliant picture #NUFC pic.twitter.com/jZhsh8dLE5

Alleged screen grab from Fifa of #NUFC new kit. pic.twitter.com/nM1mXQSyTJ

Press conferences, statements, rumours, newspaper articles. Don't care. Just want #NUFC to turn up this weekend & perform for once.

Have defended Pardew all season long. Today I'm beginning to question him. He is responsible for formations, tactics, and MOTIVATION. #NUFC

An edit to @nufcthreatlevel post of Shola. #NUFC pic.twitter.com/aHe0LBMjkx

This probably means nothing to you. But it's the hardest thing I've ever done after 14 yrs of it.... pic.twitter.com/r0PA9uBC

#NUFC register Mwbia, Sissoko & Haidera in their Europa squad. No space for Debuchy, and Gouffran is cup tied.