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It be a few mosquitoes lying upsidedown on the floor wondering WTF jus happened. S'wat happens whn u bite the hand tht feeds u Mutherfuckers
#YouKnowYouHadGoodSexWhen you walk outside and your neighbors start clapping...
The day i make it to favstar 100 i'll donate my testicles to science. Just like any philanthropist would, with his bag of millions.
My testicle just gained another wrinkle because my stupid brain tried to figure out women again. So fucking stupid
Break dancing isnt part of that little dance you do when pressed to go pee and in line at the bathroom door. But im a show off
Back in those same days we hurled insults directly towards each other. Now we tweet. Hurling insults into "thin air". Like pussies.
As an engineer i enjoyed maths, i just wish i called bullshit on those math problems involving people buying absurd amounts of fruits though
Moviemakers think Africans speak 1 language. E.g In District 9, the Nigerians speak Chichewa, which is for my country Malawi. Shallow Idoits
Boss did the finger gun gesture at me in approval of something i did today. I did the Matrix dodging bullets thing & he asked me to leave
Im never get tired saying this but your Warped minds in this place make me feel very very VERY at home.
If Evolution is any real, us men ought to be reaching that point where our balls develop more defenses to the "kick to the nuts"...
The largest group of stereotype that i despise is the one called "everyone".
A fuck a day can keep the horniness away. Sadly this aint my story. :-(
The signature i use at the bank says "Fuck you pay me" in the most fucked up cursive any man can manage to write in three seconds.
Cant a guy just stroke a cute girls hair & kiss her cheek without getting a punch to the throat from her boyfriend sitting across the table?
*Shakes fist at world*
