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The real weapon of mass destruction from Korea is their mono syllable musician Psy
Sperm whales probably get super headaches with their massive heads but we never hear about it. But give a primate a phone and some internet
You can take your cattle to artificial turf, but you can't make them graze on it
Fist bumped this girl from the accounts dept and my knuckles felt like I punched a rock afterwards. Pain made me so angry I kicked her dick
So we just accepted to call it an ear of corn, a head of cabbage & a penis of banana, when corn looks nothing like an ear? Alrighty then....
Sometimes you get unfollowed, sometimes you get thrown out of twitter by the bouncers
I love nude pictures that's my fucking problem. And yeah I love to wank and that's my... Oh that's just stupid forget it
The most annoying kind of poop is the one that thinks its a kayak just floating through the rapids and always coming out at the top.
A round of applause for water, even when times are hard it never abandons your fridge. Its always in there, chilling for better or worse
Just took a dump & it smelt like a bowl of custard. Where do i enroll to take the course on how to act when your shit don't stink? I'm ready
John Tembo has a sarcastic answer to every question he's ever cornered with. Kinda like a rude Jesus. I'm not sure i trust him
*Shakes fist at world*
