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The real weapon of mass destruction from Korea is their mono syllable musician Psy
"Hip hop has saved my life"
Drool tsunamis and wet pillows.
Sperm whales probably get super headaches with their massive heads but we never hear about it. But give a primate a phone and some internet
I'm hungry for the whole of Somalia
You can take your cattle to artificial turf, but you can't make them graze on it
Fist bumped this girl from the accounts dept and my knuckles felt like I punched a rock afterwards. Pain made me so angry I kicked her dick
I bet blind people have a lot of things to tweet too
So we just accepted to call it an ear of corn, a head of cabbage & a penis of banana, when corn looks nothing like an ear? Alrighty then....
Sometimes you get unfollowed, sometimes you get thrown out of twitter by the bouncers
I love nude pictures that's my fucking problem. And yeah I love to wank and that's my... Oh that's just stupid forget it
Natty dread don't have no barber
The most annoying kind of poop is the one that thinks its a kayak just floating through the rapids and always coming out at the top.
"Be water my friend..." ~Bruce Lee~
A round of applause for water, even when times are hard it never abandons your fridge. Its always in there, chilling for better or worse
The clue lies in Jesus' surname....
Just took a dump & it smelt like a bowl of custard. Where do i enroll to take the course on how to act when your shit don't stink? I'm ready
John Tembo has a sarcastic answer to every question he's ever cornered with. Kinda like a rude Jesus. I'm not sure i trust him
I need a new job, and new things and people to hate.
Prisoner Of Conscious | Talib Kweli