"The irony is delicious. Like a freshly cut cookie"

I wish @katizzlebizzle had a phone

"Ima start calling people bonertits. As in "Ow! Ya bonertit!"" - @katizzlebizzle

@rollingstone I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ROSS, SWIFT, AND YOUNG TO FINALLY DO SOMETHING TOGETHER!!

Community sucks

@jobbernation drugs make people do strange strange things

I don't mean to make light of the situation...but why does @joinstopkony only follow Will Smith?

Support the REAL #teambreezy. Follow @breezyyxbrii

@katizzlebizzle #Katieneedsafuckingphonebitch

I hate you Christina H. So very...very much.

@brunomars your nostrils are ashy...wait...that's not dry skin...

I don't like you. You don't like me. Why the fuck are you still following me?

I'm tired of people thinking they're better than me because they're from a Suburb and I'm from Youngstown and went to Chaney. #fuckyourface

Ugh. Yeah I'm pretty sure 2011 kinda sucked.

You little liars. #WickerMan #ridiculousCage

I just don't like this cat. Sorry. Dudes fake.

@katizzlebizzle needs to find her gosh darned phone #noswears #BFFMTEwithdrawl

I'm a different kind of person.

Thanks to @katizzlebizzle for taking care of my sloppily drunken ass last night

If anyone's starting a band, @katizzlebizzle plays a mean kazoo