#Sextips4lames stop having the same ass basic SEX ! stop just FUCKING HER, if you love ya lady make love to her that's what real men do #BMB

#Sextips Lay her on her back spread her legs and pin her arms over her head and take deep strokes back and forth deeper and deeper #BMB

Laughing so hard that no noise comes out and you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal. #BMB

#Sextips while eating the vagina grab her thighs so when she cums you can keep going until she kicks you off her #BMB

When somebody says "Expect the unexpected" slap them in the face and say " You didn't expect that did you?" #BMB

I wish all vagina's had a "CLEAR HISTORY BUTTON" =( #BMB

If you're gonna lie, lie to Rihanna, because she loves it, and I don't. #BMB

1+1=3 if you don't wear a condom #BMB

Dear Santa .. I've been good all year. OK most of the time. Once in a while. Fuck it ill buy my own shit. #BMB

Stop it, I watch CSI's, Ncis AND Criminal Minds. I can make your death look like an accident. #BMB

I don't sex ugly chicks gotta think about my kids future #BMB

#Sextip while she's riding your face grab her butt cheekks push it in your face more while she rocks back and forth on it #BMB

#Sextips Take a shower with her get one Knee and suck the juices out of that vagina until it's running down the side of your mouth #BMB

My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a baseball bat. #BMB

"Age is just a number." Yeah, and jail is just a place. #BMB

#Sextips4lames don't just "RAM IT IN" take your time do a little foreplay get her wet first "IDIOT" then proceed. #BMB

Sometimes I just want to slap you, in the face really hard, but that would be animal abuse. #BMB

#Sextips4lames When eating the pussy take ya 2 thumbs move the lips out the way and concentrate on the clit #BMB

A girl in China lost her virginity at 12, people called her "SUM YUNG HO" #BMB

I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people PRETEND to be drunk #BMB