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Don't let people walk all over you.....unless you can get a clear view of their privates!
#3WordsAfterDivorce I Faked It.
If the auto meter is rigged and the driver is cheating you of money, is the price you pay still called fare?
I call the female version of morning wood "morning would do too".
Girls, if he hasn't mentioned a word about your new hot DP, chances are he's jerking off it to right now.
My love don't cost a thing.
But that BJ I gave you would be Rs. 4000/- please. Thank you very much.
How to Lose a गाय in 10 Days. #BeefMovies
There's a new twitter app tht takes pics of ppl who are jerking off to your DP & emails them to you. If ya dnt get any emails, change yr DP.
Life is what happens between orgasms.
People who are getting pissed about being wet during this season should STFU. I'm wet throughout the year and it's fucking awesome.
Deja Chuuuuuu: The feeling that you've met this fucker before.
I had thought of this funny tweet about constipation but it isn't coming out properly.
This just in: Some people have continued the party despite the police breaking in. They're calling it a brave party now.
Rakhi Sawant - OhMyJejuj #CelebrityTwitterPasswords
If the world is a stage and everyone are actors, I'm fiddling around back stage playing with myself.
Betrothed to Master Bate. ;) http://favstar.fm/users/MrsBate