Don't let people walk all over you.....unless you can get a clear view of their privates!

#3WordsAfterDivorce I Faked It.

If the auto meter is rigged and the driver is cheating you of money, is the price you pay still called fare?

I call the female version of morning wood "morning would do too".

@manwhoremanohar Are you kidding me....that bald head in yr DP looks like a huge dick!

Girls, if he hasn't mentioned a word about your new hot DP, chances are he's jerking off it to right now.

My love don't cost a thing.


But that BJ I gave you would be Rs. 4000/- please. Thank you very much.

How to Lose a गाय in 10 Days. #BeefMovies

@14_yr_old_etard And some women get laid in hopes that they will get married. :O

@supaarwoman And to all those chicks with droopy boobs, Flappy New Year!

Mumbai rains. Panty stains. Labour pains. #micropoetryandwhatnot

Guys, #ff @kalmooha! Sweet boy he is. Good boy. Life bouy. Okay Bye.

There's a new twitter app tht takes pics of ppl who are jerking off to your DP & emails them to you. If ya dnt get any emails, change yr DP.

Life is what happens between orgasms.

People who are getting pissed about being wet during this season should STFU. I'm wet throughout the year and it's fucking awesome.

Deja Chuuuuuu: The feeling that you've met this fucker before.

I had thought of this funny tweet about constipation but it isn't coming out properly.

This just in: Some people have continued the party despite the police breaking in. They're calling it a brave party now.

Rakhi Sawant - OhMyJejuj #CelebrityTwitterPasswords

If the world is a stage and everyone are actors, I'm fiddling around back stage playing with myself.