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I want to go on Antiques Roadshow, slap a used tampon down on the counter and and say "what period is this from?
Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings..... we simply continue to fly ........... on a broomstick... We are flexible....
Have you ever wanted to leave the comment "get a life!" on people's FB status updates?
When spring hits most cities pple are outside at lunch, running and in shorts..when Spring hits Chicago guns blaze. 24 shootings in 24 hrs..
just accidentally sat through the commercials of a show recorded on my DVR. Every time I do that, a part of me dies.
......not sure why my body is craving Spaghettio's @ 7:18 in the morning!
Happy St. Patty's Day AND hump day... feel free to use them in conjunction with each other ;)
Is going to hell, but at least I will know a lot of people. ;)
Is not giving up anything for Lent. Oops was I not supposed to eat meat today??
Decided I am going to give up my body fat for lent.
When coworkers leave items on the copier by accident, sometimes it's a cry for help.
I never would've guessed Jane was into clown bondage.
Maroon 5 tomorrow at Ravinia!!! Woot!!!
is out of CornNuts. :(
Wife to a Hunk & Mother to the most adorable little boy! #disney