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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    Gift @MrsGoose69 Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. u were suppose 2 make me funnier, smarter & put me in a good mood.... I saw the photos - we need to talk.

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    6% of men enjoy a bj for sexual satisfaction, 6% enjoy it for visual stimulation and the other 88% just enjoy it for the peace & quiet...

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    Anal sex is not for pussies

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    My twitter crush just DM'd me a dick pic. I said I would love to see that erect. He blocked me...

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    I'm gonna drink myself single...

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    I sit for 15 minutes laughing at my own tweet. Then read it to my husband who looks at me in confusion...

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    Never let someone cure your insanity. It's what makes you who you are. What is a mind without a bit of insanity? Lifeless. Boring. Dead...

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    I snort glitter. I want to be beautiful inside and out...

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    It's not that men don't understand women. Men don't understand Anyone. Not even themselves. Just give em a break n let em jizz on your face

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    Without fools the rest of us could not succeed

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    If I unfollow you I accept your apology, for boring me...

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    I Don't get why ppl are scared to RT. Do u want to keep your followers to yourself? Ppl have the Right to see how Funny I Am.
    Cunt!

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    I star'd a girl and I
    Liked it....

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    I don't really give a fuck what you think of me. Unless you think I'm smart, pretty, sexy, funny, awesome. Then yes, you would be correct.

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    Ten percent of something is better than 100% of nothing

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    The secret to success is not to tell anyone about it

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    Cum is in the eye of the blowjobber...

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    TwitterCrush's are for amateurs, they don't do much. I have a TwitterWhore. He Stars and RT's all my shit...

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  • MrsGoose69
      MrsG @MrsGoose69

    My TwitterCrush just DM'd me. Admitting he was a she...

    Meh... As long as you keep the same Avi I don't care...

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I'm here to be me. So shut it and move along. Kids don't follow, somethings your parents should teach you Not me. Follow me on Instagram too xx

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