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RT @jenkirkman: We can't afford our mortgages, health care or gas. Exxon doesn't pay taxes but we do. So, let's rise up against....Netflix!
People who register, log in, read, and then comment "Who cares?" need to close their laptops, kill themselves, and have God shrug at them.
Citigroup earnings rise 74%, says the NY TImes. I can't believe people aren't marching in the streets about that. Oh, wait.
Say "bat rice." You've just said "boat race" in an Australian accent. You may now return to freaking out about the election. #help
A year after the Mayflower landed all but four of the women were dead. Happy Thanksgiving!
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Second meeting of the Trader Joe's parking lot design team: "This layout will work, since most people drive clown cars." @johnmoe
Women perform 66% of the world’s work, produce 50% of the food, but earn just 10% of the income and own 1% of the property.
Maybe print is dead but at least when you finish a book there isn't a string of obnoxious comments on the last page. [@hopelarson @palinode]
I hope this pink box of Wheat Thins scares the SHIT out of breast cancer.
I want you to think about why the focus of your rage is the comments section on a Martha Stewart cookie recipe that didn't work out for you.
Girl in elevator: "You always look so put together!" Me (wiping my glasses with a maxi pad): "Really? Thanks!"
"Holding onto anger is like swallowing poison and expecting the other person to die" (quoth Felice Dunas).
Every family should have a hobby, ours is making sure I never get enough sleep.
I love meeting people who make a point of saying "I don't read blogs." It's the "I don't own a TV" of the era.
Favorite line from #MaxFunCon: "Drinking chardonnay is like licking furniture made out of headaches." We can all thank @hodgman for that.
NPR humor! RT @petersagal: Actually: Stee Vinskeep RT @nprinskeep RT @brrrchill: Mmm, just figured out it's Steve Inskeep, not Steven Skeep.
Person, writer, drawer of pictures, shelver of books. You're so cute I want to SMUSH YOUR FACE.
