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Yoko Ono is on The View. Dear Lord please don't let her sing this morning, I don't think my headache or my cat can handle that right now.
Took 11 yr old to Dr. for checkup. He lets loose a silent but deadly fart, then leaves room. Dr. walks in and it's just me in the room......
Sometimes I wonder if twitter is making me less social in life, then the cat walks into the kitchen and *presto* let the conversation begin.
I told my mother that I've become a starring whore, she was horrified. I forgot that she's not on twitter.
Went through my tweets and realized I tweet mostly about cats, Target, and blow jobs. Not sure how to feel right now.
All I want for Christmas is a 50 star tweet, that and world peace.....and a pony. Don't forget the pony.
Well, having the H1N1 virus hasn't stopped my sons appetite. In an ironic twist, he just requested a BLT.
If you've been up since 4:00am ,then eating snickers candy bars at 8:30 is completely reasonable. #amirite
Everytime I feel inspired to organize my linen closet, I make myself a stiff drink and rethink my plans.
My youngest son just updated his Christmas list. He now has a snuggie on the list. It's right under MW2 and listed above God of War. #wth
I just back from Super Target, I think I may have over hyped it a bit. It wasn't a magical experience, although they do have meat now.
My husband can tell the difference when I give him tap water instead of Brita water, and yet we've been married 16 years.
I'm trying to talk my son into being balloon boy for Halloween, balloon boy on the Today Show throwing up version.
Did you guys know that Target does an "employee huddle" sach morning? Yes they do, and I accidently became a part of one today.
Chicken update: I still have to clean the pan I roasted my chicken in yesterday. I'm thinking about throwing it out instead. #perdue
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