Remember... It's motorcycle safety month. No distraction is worth it. pic.twitter.com/Y2JrFMQb1e

@mrspickle_ Introvert: I never think I'm made at myself because I haven't said anything to myself in over an hour.

Day One Report via Extremely Average - It has been a good day. Henry Wood Detective Agency has ...  http://tinyurl.com/blakvd5 

Currently ranked #35 in Mysteries,  http://www.amazon.com/Henry-Wood-Detective-Agency-ebook/dp/B005ED65AM … <My book, Henry Wood Detective Agency...and it is FREE for the next three days.

My first novel, Henry Wood Detective Agency is free!  http://www.amazon.com/Henry-Wood-Detective-Agency-ebook/dp/B005ED65AM/ … <I'd love it if you'd check it out.

Thanks, new special is online. 1 hour 45 minutes. 9 bucks 10% goes to charity. If you really want to laugh,  http://christophertitus.com 

1. Write hilarious tweet.

2. Laugh uncontrollably.

3. Send tweet.

4. 2 Retweets

5. Die alone.

Mayor Menino: “I have never loved this city & its people more than I do today. Nothing can defeat the heart of this city .. nothing."

Just got a look like maybe I'm listening to the Beastie Boys too loud but that's not possible because Monday.

.@wstonesoxfordst is my new favorite twitter. Bookseller, you are the sort of person off of which one bases their most likeable characters.

This is exactly why books and bookish folk are brilliant. @wstonesoxfordst @foyles pic.twitter.com/SoGviTDYHd

Never let anybody else determine how sexy you are allowed to feel. You are as beautiful and desirable as anybody.

Explore it's use in higher education, while using augmented reality to expand the boundaries of learning. #ifihadglass

PIC OF THE DAY Whiteout on Loop 101 at Via de Ventura in #Scottsdale per ADOT camera. #HellFreezesOver @12news pic.twitter.com/UOyvVNirot

I’d show what it’s like to act on the set of HIMYM all day! #ifihadglass

Google shows off Glass UI for the first time, asks what you'd do #IfIHadGlass  http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2013/02/google-glass-ui-ifihadglass/ … by @nateog

#ifihadglass I would combine it with my wearable, wireless @keyglove motion/touch input device. pic.twitter.com/TvybXFa9

Seeking Explorers to help shape the future of Glass #ifihadglass  http://goo.gl/zCkno 

We're not exaggerating when we say this is GENIUS. RT @bencowtastic I made this for you. Make this happen on the menu.  http://imgur.com/voqMers 

Power out? No problem. pic.twitter.com/dnQ7pOgC