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How many weeks do you have to be seeing/stalking someone until you get engaged?
I told my boyfriend I've been planning our wedding for years. He told me "I've never seen you before in my life. Get off my bike."
Valentines Tip: Hold me.
My STD tests came back negative - YAY! I haven't had sex in thirty-eight months - BOO!
First date tonight. Can't wait to be MrsRupertPupkinRobinson!
Things would be different if I had a waterbed.
Show me on my body where the bad man touched you.
How much glitter are you supposed to wear on a hike?
Sometimes I'm afraid I'll kiss and kiss and kiss my cat's face right off! Still single.
My boyfriend's mad at me because I "made him up." :(
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, we're in a relationship!
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, you can cry when the girl you used to babysit gets engaged before you do.
12 Boyfriends Running, 11 Restraining Orders, 10 Pockets Leaning, 9 Ladies Crying, 8 Cats a Scratching, 7 Beds a Empty, 6 Laurens Praying...
I asked Santa for a boyfriend and he asked me to "get off my lap before I call the police."
My cats looks so cute in their santa hats I could die! Alone.
I feel pregnant in my heart.
I asked my boyfriend to shave his moustache and he asked me to stop calling him my boyfriend.
Another Black Friday, alone.
I started calling my boyfriend "Boo." He started calling me "I don't even know you. Get off my driveway before I call the cops."
I live in a hovel! And you live in a townhouse! I can't believe this girl!