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  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    Don't ever worry that you don't have a life. There are people who write hate mail to potato chip companies. You're probably doin' all right.

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    DanMoffTarkinTheAlexNevilhazelmotes1david_tullShutterCrazyjessedpHarmeetKaurxiMudassars
    • 107
    • RETWEETS
    DanMoffTarkinTheAlexNevildavid_tullGarchaRavinder_SquareMoonNarinderSinghiMudassarsbenittto8
    CertifiablySanejd0ugh
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    Can anyone tell me why so many chicken nuggets are shaped like baby socks?

    • 144
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    TheAlexNevilStephenBCramerleolioness0486_DarrenBakerkelkillsZepsBlackDog42PlaqueAssassinMissGixxer
    • 26
    • RETWEETS
    TheAlexNevilStun_OneReginaldDennysBazarComedyBulldog0613DctorFunshowedmytwits____Cool_Jesse
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    So basically, all our pets have Stockholm syndrome, right?

    • 125
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    PlaqueAssassincloudypianosNakedHangoverTheAlexNevilStephenBCramerDarrenBakermissingblakesThe_Dorkster______
    • 30
    • RETWEETS
    TheAlexNevilDarrenBakerOblivionDreamLordFroyZombiePetGirlscrirc____________shouldworkfavstar1000favs
    PartySlice
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    Bret Michaels doesn't look too far off from something Hugh Hefner would date.

    • 106
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    TheAlexNevilStephenBCramerThe_Dorkster______aprilmaywilsonlynncellarsreeshmangDaveFandrichDanielCotton
    • 19
    • RETWEETS
    lynncellarsDaveFandrichfavstar1000favsphobophileLordFroyThyTrouserTroutCool_JesseFavstar500Favs
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    People who prefer unfrosted Pop-Tarts, explain yourselves.

    • 95
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    TheAlexNevilStephenBCramerDarrenBakerThe_Dorkster______lynncellarsjoshsteele_sid_pinkTheGrumpyBoo
    • 23
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    DarrenBakerlynncellarsToddlerTakeoverboatsnhoess_phobophileBigfish1960IVmurderVIkatiehgarren
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    I think Twitter is some chicks' alternative to writing dudes in prison, so... that's good.

    • 90
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    TheAlexNevilPhilDarnowskyStephenBCramerapodixisThe_Dorkster______aprilmaywilsonrockmamalynncellars
    • 20
    • RETWEETS
    TheAlexNevilaprilmaywilsonlynncellarsjapp88GeorgeScumbagphobophileFavstar500FavsSzarDonic
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    I have this nightmare where people are quoting Mel Brooks movies, but my mouth is too full of sandwich to join in.

    • 71
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    allthewebsOrvllShrednbchrmichaelrpattenJeremy_Montezaimee_foulkessantiro_94MikeSchecklesbeenawhilenow
    • 24
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    Spectre_7ubendmeJemppetyoungzillihumbargerdanielL_es_lieSecularSurferkeithlowell
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    If you have multiple tattoos *&* commitment issues, I hope you can find the humor & irony in your situation.

    • 75
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    PhilDarnowskyStephenBCramermissingblakesSteelFontanaThe_Dorkster______phobophileOblivionDreamRonsRobot
    • 20
    • RETWEETS
    cooltajDctorFunmichelle_angusLordFroyClosedAccEmLoBa__SacredNatureFavstar500Favsmichaelanicoles__
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    Jimmy Fallon always looks like he's waiting for you to open a gift he's convinced you'll absolutely love.

    • 60
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    PanicRestroomDegens_R_UsPacebeatsPc7918BRADBCDproductions_zinni426BurrellJacobJimmy_Santander
    • 24
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    CopaseticSoulzCaseyWinehouseTheRiddler109laurensamsmithGinGanderlllvvvzzzLoveJordiethatspicegirl
    SonofConway
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    Women want men they can fix; men want girls they can save; I want a sandwich that makes itself.

    • 56
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    troutboneInterrobanggirlSimon_H_Rogersunbub_tricerarttopsnittunisiajxmannersOrvllShrednbchr
    • 24
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    troutbonetricerarttopsOrvllShrednbchrAWardJokesvceofanangltaradacostanealbookOh_Mach
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    Some people seem to think having a tattoo of their kid's name is a Get Out of Raising Them Free card.

    • 62
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    missingblakesSteelFontanaThe_Dorkster______aprilmaywilsonlynncellarsTheParty420phobophileOblivionDream
    • 12
    • RETWEETS
    lynncellarsamshapleyTheeFBombphobophileFavstar500Favsmsred1973gubleyworrall1st_Misswright
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    Go out tonight, guys. Eat unhealthy food, drink too much... Put a lamp shade on your head. Get a hooker. LIVE, DAMNIT.

    • 62
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    The_Dorkster______phobophileOblivionDreammichelle_angusCthunicornThe_MarcnessMirth_Quakescrirc____________
    • 9
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    BIEBERROBINSWAG__Favstar500Favszdeb99____________KeyedUpJess______confusedlush______benedictpringlebennybootMsJulz
    JesTurtle________
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    People talk about inflation, but we're not focusing on the real problem here... Didn't Fruit by the Foot used to be like 6 inches longer?

    • 60
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    missingblakesSteelFontanaThe_Dorkster______phobophileOblivionDreammichelle_anguspeckishlynemoflakes
    • 9
    • RETWEETS
    OblivionDreamFavstar500FavsCool_Jessezdeb99____________Wham_CityXcellerator69mouthclosedshuthalleluagames
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    I need new business attire. Mine seems to convey the ownership of twelve cats & no boyfriend.

    • 64
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    The_Dorkster______OblivionDreammichelle_angusTheMikeFrizzJIMMY_DANGERTexMexicanish____Cthunicornportico801
    • 5
    • RETWEETS
    TW1TTERCIDE______Favstar500FavsMaxxxNYC__________SeeEllVeeJTQuest
    Egg_Plantation____
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    Is there anything more sad than a self-given nickname?

    • 62
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    The_Dorkster______OblivionDreamRonsRobotmichelle_angusLordFroyTexMexicanish____Cthunicornrockyhors
    • 4
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    LordFroyFavstar500FavsCool_JesseShoutingGoddess
    DctorFun
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    My heart is an open book. I'm a medical anomaly. Doctors have no idea how I've survived this long.

    • 39
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    BrazilianLuisLordFroykeithlowellVanillaRoadsGreGooglyMooglyKyleHiltonIllotinopobleteOtisPdQ
    • 25
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    BrazilianLuismtobeyGreGooglyMooglyVachon98g_deloreanmusically_awk_Eilish_gotmilkchick
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    Everyone seems to be going blissfully about their day, as if they haven't seen the TMNT trailer.

    • 32
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    jnelson01Baron_von_Bonerdkb2003DarrenBakerAlex111011SchackalackmannChazsecoasterdude2006
    • 30
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    brainwombjb922LaommiRebornJonothanMars23_blackmonCA5021DukeofSturgmitzyrae
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    Natural Mosquito Remedy:

    - Fill kiddie pool w/blood (any type)

    - Place at least 15 ft. from your guests

    • 34
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    GingerAtLawNurseArielleahdarling93apatheticspazElijasaurusRexrjdelkjonathanleetccanonymous
    • 27
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    DollburgerkaraokeburialomgcornflakesLessThan_JAKEAndrewsNotFunnykaygobubsshowerbeers69audumbs
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    *forms chrysalis around hammock*

    *emerges in autumn as a bescarved tights-wearing indie darling*

    • 43
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    DavidLBrixeyDreamExplosiveLordFroytombaubleg_deloreanLaurenHugghesBurtslorpcherryminx
    • 15
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    DreamExplosive_benreily_cherryminxviktoriamalkolmclowndroTattleTSisteraudreygoodemoteMan_Cave_Daily
  • MrsTomServo
      Abby Normal @MrsTomServo

    Top Three Bands That Are Also Birth Control:

    1.) Yaz

    2.) Sponge

    3.) Hoobastank

    • 43
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    hipsterocracychiggerweedsKendraAgainMkSpeaksHisMindKayleeGFYN0TAREALACCOUNTTonyaVbpd00dugaiz
    • 15
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    DickRogers44OrvllShrednbchrArgylophileLordFroycarlosperea92JohnBakalian1jair9alberoWGladstone
@MrsTomServo

@MrsTomServo

Music/movie/sci-fi geek. Chaotic good. Human anachronism. World-class assassin.