Brilliant @thepoke http://t.co/69IGYgO6

@greggawallace surely not in a sexy suit? You know a well cut suit on a man is to a woman what lingerie is to a man

“@biltawulf: Another example of BBC Labour bias. http://t.co/eRR72gAe” ohhh I laughed

@funnweaver Music is a moral law. gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination

Catching up on the Apprentice. Is there a special twat-farm where they breed these people? Effortless superiority? *bitch slap*

“@shutteritch: Jubilee photo of the day? http://t.co/7ACNZspQ” yes, definitely

Is it wrong to want to watch a film on Love Film just because its called 'Slap Her She's French'?

This is quite possibly the worst taste fancy dress outfit ever http://t.co/qyeJjQbA

@das_beard I once convinced my nan to throw away the pine toilet duck cos it attracted squirrels. Her bathroom didn't even have a window

@robert_beau hahaha....no wait.... Ewwww.... But...... Hahaha..... Ewwwww

If he rings the bell in the middle of the night I'm throwing salt pic.twitter.com/h7tMzTZnqp

@sparksy_ yaaaay!! Hello you x

@howbeon @robert_beau maybe they're still on dial up x

@valanoree1 @rawkita sober but working on it ;-)

@ufognostic @cgayling ohhh yes, that's a bit deep. Sorry. I was somewhere else for a minute then. I'll get me coat.

“@ginandting: Final call for yer Masterchef Final Bingo Card. Come on. I slaved over this. Ready? pic.twitter.com/TvfAGWU6Ft” inspired!

“@badtastejokes: The FA propose new measures to deal with Suarez. #BTJ pic.twitter.com/qsByqs9znv” ouch. Lol. Not sure which!!!

“@thepoke: Anyone else spot the similarities today? pic.twitter.com/wa22NXA4yc
(via @1970robd)” that has creeped me out

@heatherydoune @officiallyle my mum goes up to the ice cream van & asks for a poke, she can never understand the reaction

@abitofacock he needs LOTS more sex pic.twitter.com/euUKmFJt