I don't understand why I can't just be Meryl Streep.

Taylor Swift is piiiiissed. Probably because Adele got to high five Daniel Craig. #iwouldbetoo

When your boyfriend says he'll make you a snack and it turns out to be #spanakopita > everything. http://t.co/fbgiaJqG

Sometimes, I'm happy. Very weird, I know.

Just chillin' @muffstheword @laurakdiogo @tangelange http://t.co/72AieoNV

Just saw a commercial for a taxidermy competition reality show. The end is nigh, friends, the end is fricken' nigh. #amc #wtf

The one on the right is my professor. #toocoolforschool @ Oscar Peterson Concert Hall  http://instagr.am/p/VflbjTt80f/ 

Is there a show worse than 2 Broke Girls? #cringing

Best episode of #GIRLS ever?

The best part of watching #Xfactor with my mom is hearing her come up with creative insults for Khloe K.

Someone needs to take Cee-Lo's thesaurus away. #TheVoice

Sometimes the universe is all like, "Go to sleep, Liana" and I'm all like, "I have an iPhone so that's fucking impossible."

@omgisthatb @aishaonlyknows @nadaelma @weirdera @adelinaschmidt @summersover Picasso/Curve wrecker. Here's proof. http://t.co/Wyo3u8pG

@theother_apollo "make" is stretch but those things are fucking delicious.

Christina Aguilera has the sweatiest breasts I have ever seen. #TheVoice

I'm THE worst at getting out of cars.

Looks like it's just me and Sophocles. You can hear my elation, I'm sure. http://t.co/JxqhvdgB

Kafteri and Naan because I'm fucking mediterranean.

Is this a joke? RT @cbcmontreal: Marois won't do English debate http://t.co/sori0oQD

I don't know about you guys but watching the Chinese women's volleyball team yell at eachother was the highlight of my Olympic experience.