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I love my mom in law...her son's an ass, but she is one hell of a lady.
On the ferris wheel... My kid keeps yelling, "We're gonna die!!" while laughing...others are NOT amused :)
Goodnight to you and you and you...and especially you.
Never underestimate bribery as a parenting tool.
Patient in burka, only speaks Arabic, underneath her burka... A tshirt that says, "Two boyfriends are better than one!" Made my day:)
I walk around my apartment with my parrot squawking on my shoulder while I pretend I’m Khaleesi and she is my baby dragon.
If I give you my phone to look at a pic....DO NOT SCROLL!!!!!
I actually delivered a baby that they named "Jayonce" #JayonceBabyNames
Yikes, my body hurts!! That bike riding kicked my ass.
I may or may not be going to buy pretty underwear. A little "To me, Love, me" present.
I just really want today to be over.
Put my cell phone between my boobs on vibrate while my guy texts me. #motorboat
My mom:"Do you have a lover? You're on the phone smiling like you have a lover." Me:"umm, Twitter?" Mom:"That is a stupid name for a lover."
Hmmm... Hubby is not talking to me. I wonder what he found out.
I am officially never allowed to drink again. The amount of "intoxitexting" that will occur, will not be pretty. #disasterpreparedness
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. Fuckity fuck, fuck fuck. #thatisall
I got business cards. Finally. After TEN years of working here! So. Fucking. Excited. Who wants one?! :)
FYI, my bird is nibbling on my ear. This is way more action than I have gotten in ages.
Mom to Peanut and Parrot Bo. Recently separated. I LOVE life, birthing babies and my home. i blog about birth and birth related stuff.