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Hair cut.
Brows waxed.
Birth control pills refilled.

Nature beat firmly back with a stick.
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Took dog for long walk. He's hot and tired. I gave him a sugar free popsicle. "This parenting thing is easy."

Then he threw up everywhere.
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If a medicine's side effect include both runny nose and a decrease in semen, am I the only one who gets the obvious?
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Saw a very old woman with a very fierce side ponytail and huge Jackie O glasses. Swoon. Can't wait until I'm an old eccentric.
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After watching The Daily Show last night, I added a new book to my "To Read" list and a new hot but adorable author to my "To Do" list.
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There are several reasons I feel like I can't be trusted with a vibrating mascara.
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"Ovaries before broveries"
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It's criminal when you wear a really cute outfit and the people lucky enough to see you are unworthy.
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My mom asked me what a Dirty Sanchez is. I turned her on to urbandictionary and told her not to talk to me about what she finds.
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I wish my phone would quit trying to turn 'boning' into 'coming.' It's not always one and the same.
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Billboard we just passed "Pro-life: God's Stimulus Package" with babies in a gift box. Killing me with laughter doesn't seem very pro-life.
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I almost know my library card number as well as my driver's license number so that's awesome and oh maybe also why I'm single.
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I am definitely not looking through the iTunes celebrity playlists for the Ugly Betty actors. Because that would be totally lame.

Shut up.
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I could really go for something meaty and satisfying inside me right now.

I meant dinner. Gross, guys.
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Spam thinks the only REAL problem I have is a small dick. Sure missed the mark on lots of levels.

But I bought some Cialis.

Just in case.
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Hello 5pm, you beautiful bitch. I'm so glad to see you that I want to kiss you all over your dirty mouth. Also: going home.
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All of my friends are attractive, witty, charming, smart. But none of them will sing karaoke so they're all dead to me.
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For the record, it's L-I-N-D-S-A-Y. Like Lohan, but less spray tan and more self-esteem.
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I forgot I have a trunk full of beer until I just looked in there for something else. YAY surprise beer!
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Please address all wedding presents to me and this MAC goldmine eye shadow because we are in love.
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