RT @channinngtatum: You treated her like an option, instead of a priority. #AndThatsWhyYouAreSingle

RT @shitsihate: When you get a text from someone, but find out they send it to everyone making you feel unspecial

RT @xstrology: #Gemini gives the best advice, they just have trouble following it!

RT @funnyortruth: #DontYouJustHateWhen someone flirts with the person you like.

RT @theliluminati: China is only winning in the Olympics because they made all the equipment.

RT @tothegiriswho: #15ThingsGirlsHate : periods. ugh RT this so guys can see this.. http://t.co/m82Y7Nm9

RT @itsrealderrick: #OneThingWeAllHate: when we're just getting over somebody, then out of nowhere they talk to ... http://t.co/ntyzI8Wh

In life #SomePeopleShould come with a warning label.

RT @blackalogy: Fake friends would ask you if you were ok if you fell. Real friends trip you again.

@kevinharthumor: Lil Wayne: = 5% Black. 95% Tattoos

RT @kevinharthumor: #Yomomma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

RT @kidswagster: #Replace1DSongsWithFreedom Freedom Makes You Beautiful, One Freedom, Gotta Be Freedom, Freedom ... http://t.co/WVaiNZ2A

RT @questionsonlife: If there have been no recorded deaths due to #weed, does that mean I'm immortal when I'm high? #LifeQuestions

RT @questionsonlife: Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on? #LifeQuestions

#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral hold up a copy of the will and say "I'm rich bitch!"

The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.

Tjowe, one of the goals I.ve set before year end is to go get Norman

#Lastfridaynight, Hot Expensive Patron 'Flammable Limborghini', 'Jameson on the Rocks', 'Hennesse on the Rocks', 'Nederberg' n' 'Ciders' Lol

I don't care anymore

When u luv some1 its something, when some1 luv's u its another thing, when u love the person who luv's u back, now that's everything☺♥