Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
if you order your Starbucks "on the rocks" it feels like you're partying
If someone's homeless, instead of "whattup homey G?!" Do u say "whattup homelessy G?!" Or maybe that's offensive
If Minnie Driver drove a mini Cooper, people would be like "hey, mini driver."I bet she'd get that enough that she'd buy a different car.
It seems like only yesterday that it was yesterday...
Re-Tweet-ation has replaced Imitation as the sincerest form of flattery.
Q-how did the birdie seduce his girlfriend? A-by whispering tweet nothings in her ear
They have proven that aspartame causes memory loss, but I keep forgetting not to use it
I am from Los Altos, Ca. My first pet was a rat named Whiskers. I'm an actress living in L.A. with my dog, Bonnie. We heart you.