I don't do favors for free unless I like you

Sexy body girls never get any respect though. Girls shaped like folders do

I like when girls hair is like wavy and dry in the back but then they have a really big straight shiny ponytail. That's very nice

There's this lady on the bus and I think maybe she's blind and also has Tourette's and she keeps humping the pole & doing the shoulder lean

She's a unicorn

@turbanlord lmao nobody stays dead on twitter

I wanna be Tahiry's ass when I grow up

My ex just asked me what Santa brought me. I told him a pony and a new man to ride it with. Mind your business faggot

When my hair is wet and parted in the middle I look just like Frederick Douglass

"NY Rooftops" video w/ @breedlovenyc @roxycottontail @bootsy_collins & @dresblacksheep @hellojonte perfoms & more!!! http://t.co/F71jn4Rt

How disappointing. To see a woman with such nice hips and thighs and then she turns around and it looks like notebook paper

Cute hood niggaz in wheelchairs be having nice arms

why would Nicki put herself in between them big butt strippers while their real butts move & her Mr. Potato Head butt plays dead?

I love all y'all stupid hoes @califlyy @kalynfoxx @dayedreim @porschemoneyson @msjuglypug @_dukes @ashley_alexis @fuckzoe

One time we had a crackhead help us move and that nigga picked up the whole building

RT @shugaverypee: Why is it that a lot black men, on Twitter, with all these standards look like Teletubbies and animal crackers? (lmfaoooo)

and I just wanna say opening that leopard print umbrella on stage for "Make It Rain" was truly classy sir @royalpurp ;)

I can't be mad at certain things anymore. It takes too much of my energy and detracts from my personal wellness

Your reaction to someone determines the power they have over you

Screaming at a young woman in the street that you just wanna give her long dick isn't the proper way to court a lady