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that'll teach my brother to leave his credit card at my house :)
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Hmm maybe I should use booby avatars more often.

Every compliment and DM are like little pats on the behind. Awesome.
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All in all, it was a good night.

Good food. CUTE bartender. Magician's lady friend was super hot.

AND I got a magic wand. Awesome.
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Omfg. I just saw Kevin federline at the park.

He was pushing these Hispanic little girls on the swing.

He's very fluent.
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boobs pics... accentuate your best feature.

thanks mom
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Oh god. Idk what I was thinking.

I just got back from taking the kids for happy meals followed by a trip to the park.

In. The. Sun.

Ow.
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slugworthy
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Pinch me.

I. Fucking. Dare. You. http://yfrog.com/jxpexyj
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sblaufusstammyphinneyA_N_G_E_L_I_N_EIshstupenduchipmcmann
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so i have NOTHING green. except some super cute earrings. that counts right?

no pinching for me?
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hmm so i guess this is when i scour my closet for something green.

its not really my color. i'll be lucky if i can find anything. OH NO
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I just ate a cup of ice. Sonic ice. Best. Ever.

I'm cold. My nipple just poked my husband's eye out.

Awesome.
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First day of spring break. 7 kids. 3yo and 1yo are sick. 13yo is grounded. Stuck at home.

Yeah. This day has disaster written all over it.
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slugworthypiercedbratfermentedgrapesBillMc7RanGT
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My legs hurt....

But if I helped cure aids it was worth it.

I guess.
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navanaxIshstupendu
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GEEZUS! I woke up this morning and could smell the rum eminating from me. Gum in my hair. Bruised knees. Porn in my pockets....

Fellas?
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sblaufussNotHotpenblethMeesterNicklesbeebetwistedpfister
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My back is KILLING me!

But that must mean I'm doing something right...

Next round on me!
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TriskothMeesterNicklesbeebefermentedgrapes
MsVitch
Stopping to ask Twitter a question is ok though...

I already asked.

#marriedtoatweater
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TriskothMeesterNick
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Passionately my husband scooped me in his arms, and kissed me.

Did I spoil the moment when I stopped to move folded clothes?

#marriedlife
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I think I may be getting better.

Maybe it's the meds.

But I am feeling fan-fucking-tastic!
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Sometimes I feel like a nut

Sometimes I just want to take a screwdriver and ram it in my ears so the ringing will stop

#nomorepainkillers
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@J_RELL did you stare back? I always win stare offs. The trick is to look crazier than them
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Trish1981
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Sooo I just cussed out the pharmacist lady for not having my meds ready. Escorted out.

My hub will have to pick up future prescriptions.
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