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That moment when you unintentionally match your shirt with your underwear and then feel super cool about it.
This guy knows how to properly tell off his cheating ex-girlfriend in style. What a laugh! (Photos) http://elitedaily.com/humor/kid-exchange-hilarious-texts-girl-take-hint-photo/618012/ … [via @elitedaily]
Have you ever looked at someone's tweets & realized you could be best friends? I have like 5 Twitter best friends & they have no idea. Truth
Been doing the pee-dance for like half an hour now. I'm gonna be ready for So You Think You Can Dance by the time I can make it to a urinal.
The sheer volume of little red chiggers per square-foot of this patio is rather alarming. Itch.
Felt a spider crawling on my arm while the lights were off. Guess I'm pulling an all-nighter, folks.
I'm in a good mood because I remembered I have a 4-day weekend coming up. Also, the sun is shining. Monday at its best...
I speak Parseltongue. Hashafhjgvfdhjiklu.
I have decided to be lesbian.
No matter how educated, talented, rich, or cool you believe you are, how you treat people ultimately tells all. Integrity is everything. -@RobHillSr Snap: muelr
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