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'Disney Princesses, deconstructed.' (Did you learn anything new today?) http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2009/10/25/disney-princesses-deconstructed/ … [via @socimages]
That moment when you unintentionally match your shirt with your underwear and then feel super cool about it.
Been doing the pee-dance for like half an hour now. I'm gonna be ready for So You Think You Can Dance by the time I can make it to a urinal.
The sheer volume of little red chiggers per square-foot of this patio is rather alarming. Itch.
I'm in a good mood because I remembered I have a 4-day weekend coming up. Also, the sun is shining. Monday at its best...
I speak Parseltongue. Hashafhjgvfdhjiklu.
I have decided to be lesbian.
Happy Friday, fuckers! xoxo
Fred Phelps Sr., founder of Westboro Baptist, has died. I'd say hurtful & unnecessary things, but that'd only lower me to his/their level.
My Brit. Lit. professor e-mailed the class at 11PM to recommend a Shakespeare article. It's Saturday night. Bitch don't killeth mineth vibe.
Wow, I think I'm gay.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97. Wear. Sunscreen ... Snapchat: muelr