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'Disney Princesses, deconstructed.' (Did you learn anything new today?) http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2009/10/25/disney-princesses-deconstructed/ … [via @socimages]
That moment when you unintentionally match your shirt with your underwear and then feel super cool about it.
The sheer volume of little red chiggers per square-foot of this patio is rather alarming. Itch.
I speak Parseltongue. Hashafhjgvfdhjiklu.
I have decided to be lesbian.
Been doing the pee-dance for like half an hour now. I'm gonna be ready for So You Think You Can Dance by the time I can make it to a urinal.
My Brit. Lit. professor e-mailed the class at 11PM to recommend a Shakespeare article. It's Saturday night. Bitch don't killeth mineth vibe.
Wow, I think I'm gay.
Bitch don't kill my vibe.
Everyone looks back on their upbringing as golden years-- a simpler time. There will never be anything better. All downhill from here.
"When I was a kid, I watched Sarah Jessica Parker suck the soul out of a child."
If your fave TV shows = The Office, Parks & Rec, Queer as Folk, Six Feet Under, Friends, Family Guy, Sex & the City, and Lost.. Let's marry.