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'Disney Princesses, deconstructed.' (Did you learn anything new today?) http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2009/10/25/disney-princesses-deconstructed/ … [via @socimages]
That moment when you unintentionally match your shirt with your underwear and then feel super cool about it.
The sheer volume of little red chiggers per square-foot of this patio is rather alarming. Itch.
Been doing the pee-dance for like half an hour now. I'm gonna be ready for So You Think You Can Dance by the time I can make it to a urinal.
Wow, I think I'm gay.
Bitch don't kill my vibe.
Everyone looks back on their upbringing as golden years-- a simpler time. There will never be anything better. All downhill from here.
"When I was a kid, I watched Sarah Jessica Parker suck the soul out of a child."
I hope to one day have someone love me as much as macaroni loves cheese. With cut-up hot dogs. Is that too much to ask?
I bet you $100 Rosie O'Donnell and I have gone pee at the same exact moment in time.
It seems people still have some leftover fireworks in this mother.
I invented an app that tells a man's penis size just by looking at him. And it's gonna make billions. 'Cause y'all wanna know. And you will.