Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I'd also like to point out that there was a car bomb that killed 25 in Iraq and another slaughter in Somalia. Pray for everyone/just Boston?
Clearly, the real winners tonight are the people of Colorado.
I love when ppl post and like famous ppl quotes of ordinary advice. "Don't let people hurt you." -Marilyn Monroe OMGGG SHE'S SO SMARTTTT
I turn to Twitter to laugh at stuff that's actually funny. I turn to Facebook to laugh at people's dumb opinions and life events.
Have you posted your most recent baby ultrasound picture to Facebook yet today? If not, make sure you upload asap! #LoveSeeingYourUterus!
What's up fuckers? Everyone getting laid tonight or what?
I think a permanent tat of an analog wrist watch that shows 5 o'clock on it would be pretty cool.
I think I might actually give a fuck.
#UKnowUHungryWhen you make a sandwich with the end-slices of bread.
Fucking a, bills on bills on bills. Wallet just got bent over with no lube.
"Everyone make sure to get your Women's NCAA brackets filled out soon." -Nobody
Cuse blew this game harder than a seasoned bj.
So when are we changing it to The Gulf of America?
I've noticed when the clock strikes 6:07 for the third day in a row. Home is calling my name. #607
Walking Dead tonight. *gets massive erection*
Drinkoholic. Upstate NY bred. Did DC. Now Tampa. #WAARF Instagram @themulldozer