Hahahaha 93% of "blacks" voted for Obama according to Channel 6 news. Who woulda guessed that

If you're an actual country music fan, then you know Red Solo Cup is one of the worst songs ever created. Good message. Terrible song.

I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live as if there isn't, and die to find out there is

I still think Take Care is one of the best albums I've heard.

If you are in the left lane on the interstate and people are passing you on the right, that means you're an asshole.

Chipotle is literally the best thing in the entire world. I can't even express my love for it because it's so strong.

Best thing you can hear is your parents say they're proud of you..

According to my timeline, about 295% of girls want to kiss someone in the rain.

Straight to the important question. It's now October, when the hell is Hocus Pocus on?

Running is a lot more fun when you're laying on the couch and not running.

Sooo many girls are denying that they like this day, when all they really want is some guy to send them flowers.

How in the living hell do people LIKE the cold?

If I was in love, country music would be THAT much better.

It's like these shooters are trying to outdo the last one.. Sick, sick world.

I would rather pick up a used condom than your phone call.

Hutch may be boring as shit and have some weird ass people and things, but I can honestly say I miss this place a little. Always remember.

"Need an ark? I Noah guy."

Seeing a good looking girl >>

Seeing a good looking girl pull out a cig<<

Already Mom...? pic.twitter.com/p1ht6D1c

Looking to get "stomach pump" drunk tonight.