Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Hold that thought, let me just put that in my 'I really don't give a fuck' notebook *pretends to write*. Ok, do go on.
I'm starting to think a few of you need more face to face contact.. Maybe with a therapist..
'It may look good & taste good. But if you can't play with it, it's useless' ... I was talking about food, promise.
I wonder how many iPhones have been dropped in toilets.
I NEED PUSSY ON MY MOUTH! STAT!
14 years & you're still on about biggie? Really? Rip means rest in peace, not wear the name out on twitter.
Oh, Real housewives of GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV!!
White dogs can't jump
Ommg this g string is riding up like a bitch!
I got sexually abused today & I LOVED IT
Far out, Tough Mudder is full on. Keen to do it next time not just spectate.
Bacon wrapped egg 'cupcakes' for breakfast. Your day is invalid.
Mid-20s. It's all downhill from here. Just trying to live the dream.