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My uncle runs a rope shop. He sells ropes. Sounds silly, but you should see the kind of business he gets around this time of the year.
Salman Khan: Movie ki script dikha?
Director: Kya Bhai 2 din court me kya gaye aap toh badal gaye
Your word is 'virgin'
"Can I get a sec?"
No you can't get any secs
[dad climbs over 17 rows to hi5 judge]
TOLD YOU NERD!
The best South Park episodes are the ones that are Randy-Marsh-centric.
अमीर Flipkart से धड़ा-धड़ शॉपिंग कर रहे हैं और गरीब घरों के बच्चे ट्रोल करके दिल भी ना बहलाये? हिपोक्रेसी!
Gadkari "Sir bhindi ki sabzi khas aapke liye"
Modi "thank you"
Gadkari "mere garden ki hain"
Modi "mera non-veg ka mood hai aaj"
Religion is the reason I don't believe in God.
"Arey bhai yeh kya follow follow laga rakha hai ? Kise follow kar raha tha main ? Aur yeh twitter kya hota hai ?" ~ Modi to his PR team
[man comes across a ragged bunny]
[takes the doll home]
[hears noises at night]
[bunny stabs him]
"Hr...hr...hr... Lijjat papad"
अमेठी के छात्र "मैडम,बिजली नहीं आ रही, पढाई नहीं हो पा रही"
स्मृति "मैं कुछ अरेंजमेंट करती हूँ"
छात्र "बिजली का?"
स्मृति "नहीं, डिग्री का "
Great leaders start with " I have a dream "...
Stupid leaders start with " My dad had a dream "...
Hey random stranger who's visiting my profile but isn't going to follow me. Hello to you! Snapchat id: lambuaata
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