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Gay sex is unnatural. But acting on behalf of Imaginary People In The Sky, who apparently frown on consensual sex, is how it should be.
Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.
Sometimes this is a very frustrating country to do comedy in. Which makes it an extremely important country to do comedy in.
A good human being is somebody who just is.
The hurt I feel when someone leaves the bus seat next to mine for a newly empty one is almost exactly equal to my annoyance when they don't.
Whiskey is made from corn & barley, which are plants. Therefore, whiskey is a kind of veg salad.
http://khabar.ndtv.com/video/show/prime-time/299554 … @ravishkumarndtv is easily the most entertaining Hindi anchor
Been looking at these photos a week & I'm still not tired of em. 60 Iconic Women Who Prove Style Peaked In The ’60s http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/women-who-prove-style-peaked-in-the-60s …
"Aur beta, ghar pe sab kaise hai?
"Ek dum chutiye jaise"
Daughter comes back from college.
"Mmm! Smells like chhole. I love chhole! Thanks ma!"
*Sound of flushing in the background*
Umpire: "Free hit!"
Afridi: "What's that?"
Umpire: "It means you can slog and can't be given out."
Afridi: "So...what's the difference?"
One Kapil Sharma fan page uploaded pics of Pani Puris on FB and he got 2.29 Lacs likes. So fuck your number of RTs
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