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Dude Shavraj, u need 1000 More bodies if u r hoping to be PM.
I met a woman who had never heard the term "mansplaining". Now, I am faced with a dilemma.
5-year-old daughter: Why is Mom always mad at you?
Me: I don't know how to make women happy.
5: Have you tried not being stupid?
Fun fact: KLPD or Khade Lund Pe Dhoka is a Hindi acronym commonly used to mean "clickbait" and it translates to "to betray a standing penis"
"We are not Myanmar", says Pakistani minister.
He is correct, even Myanmar wouldn't get whitewashed by Bangladesh in an ODI series.
"I won't be in. I was up all night reading about giraffes."
"The camel things with the long neck. Ask me anything."
Google: 90% of our engineers use the software you wrote (Homebrew), but you can’t invert a binary tree on a whiteboard so fuck off.
Had accidentally played Maula Mere from Anwar in 2007 and it finished today.
Shove nationalism, patriotism wherever, but there are people giving up lives so that u don't get nuked, u fucking don't talk shit abt them.
खैर फैन हैं तो अंधे ही, कल अगर मोदीजी कोरियन में ट्वीट दें कि भक्त चूतिये हैं तो भी 1000rt और 500 'वी आर प्राउड ऑफ़ यू' रिप्लाई आएंगे।
सिर्फ कर्म अच्छे नहीं होने चाहिये, मार्केटिंग भी अच्छी होनी चाहिये।
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