#occupymytwitter RT @sapphireyes88: In my project research- 97% of twitter users have less than 100 followers.

Glad I'm part of the 3%.

nothing worse than a convenience store with a shitty beer selection...

I mean getting kicked by a mule is def worse, but this is pretty bad

@diaper_wolf satireday

Jets vs. Giants. tonight the battle of New York with two teams that play in Jersey.

@ms_bobo_p you love video games so you're goods in my book

road work sign in NY hahaha @englishwhirled

http://t.co/Pjmal87

even with six guys on the ice, the @nyrangers power play still sucks.

@diaper_wolf sorry boo, been feeding the sloths and the local watering hole pic.twitter.com/6vC37r51

@diaper_wolf damn I just wanna have babies with those collarbones <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

@diaper_wolf is that what they call Internet porn these days?

@diaper_wolf god. how can someone confuse grandma whiskers and Kiss From a Rose?

@robdelaney thanks for shouting out this lovely creature @diaper_wolf. my loins quiver in anticipation for her next tweet

@diaper_wolf autonomous kumquat

@diaper_wolf anal treatises

@diaper_wolf walrus sexts

@diaper_wolf granite crumbs

@diaper_wolf feather airpump

@diaper_wolf pompano mustache

@diaper_wolf is that an E pill or does it look like that because my screen is severely cracked in that area?

I'd gladly trade the cast of the Jersey Shore to have been swept away instead of the actual Jersey shore. this devastation is insane