I know the rules. Fuck the rules.

I'm still not convinced that being extremely difficult isn't a talent

It's not just a phone - its my flashlight, my mirror, my walkie talkie, my twitter machine, and my sexter. Do not touch my fucking phone.

You are someone's sunshine. Lighten up.

If you're a train wreck and you know it clap your hands

I'm worth the trouble

There are so many things I want to undo, unremember, unhear, unfeel, unread, unwrite and unsay.

You make me double my dosage

I'll never pick a fight, but fuck if I ever back down from one.

Be a little mysterious. It feels awesome.

I'm madly in wtf with you

Taking a risk that could be disastrous. It's probably worth it.

My bed totally wants me. I can tell.

I'm gonna need you to pin me against the wall tonight and give me a reason to bite my bottom lip

I will not drunk text ever again
I will not drunk text ever again
I will not drunk text ever again
I will not drunk text ever again

Until the meds say otherwise, delusional it is.

I only know when to shut the fuck up never.

I'm sexy, gorgeous, cocky and lush until he speaks to me- then I'm weak in the knees and wonderstruck, breathless and humbled. Perfectly.

I like when you people say what I didn't know I was thinking

Nobody loves drunk me more than drunk me