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When did cyan and magenta become part of the 4 main colors. I don't recall seeing them in a rainbow or ever even hearing of them.
Ride with me in slow motion to the unknown...Beats loud
I don't mean to pry, but can I take the gun from your cold, dead hands?
Does the baby monitor come with a snooze button?
It's about to get drunk in here.
I just don't understand how in this day and age public urination is still a crime.
I need a break from twitter. Back after I light up a smoke.
I didn't answer your calls because you're passive aggressive and apparently so am I.
Challenging me to Abba karaoke will be your Waterloo.
Good day, Sir.
I see you're misspelling a lot of words in your tweet.. You must be drunk
<< Alfalfa male
Calm down bees, or nobody's going to believe the big smiley face I spray painted on your nest.
Inspirational tweet: You can always try to get out of bed again tomorrow.
My ex-girlfriend was a real Butterpersonalitydisorder.
Lets get high and not be on a high horse...
This place is the weirdest witness protection program I've ever heard of.
I am filled with anticipation, and it is most delicious.