When did cyan and magenta become part of the 4 main colors. I don't recall seeing them in a rainbow or ever even hearing of them.

Ride with me in slow motion to the unknown...Beats loud

I don't mean to pry, but can I take the gun from your cold, dead hands?

Does the baby monitor come with a snooze button?

It's about to get drunk in here.

I just don't understand how in this day and age public urination is still a crime.

#emotionalmotionpictures 4 weddings and a funeral AGAIN

#emotionalmotionpictures the postman rang twice DIDN'T WAIT, AND LEFT ME AN ORANGE NOTE

I need a break from twitter. Back after I light up a smoke.

I didn't answer your calls because you're passive aggressive and apparently so am I.

#emotionalmotionpictures WTF's with Mary?

#emotionalmotionpictures Apocalype How?!

Challenging me to Abba karaoke will be your Waterloo.

Good day, Sir.

I see you're misspelling a lot of words in your tweet.. You must be drunk

<< Alfalfa male

Calm down bees, or nobody's going to believe the big smiley face I spray painted on your nest.

Inspirational tweet: You can always try to get out of bed again tomorrow.

My ex-girlfriend was a real Butterpersonalitydisorder.

Lets get high and not be on a high horse...

This place is the weirdest witness protection program I've ever heard of.