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“The most important part of any CrossFit workout is posting about it endlessly on social media." - Daniel Tosh. That dude is so silly!!!
Bath salt is just regular salt that makes you bullet proof and extra hungry for peoples faces.
When I take Ambien, I'm pretty much always terrorized that the Cookie Monster will raid my snacks before I can.
You're so hot I'd fuck you even if I had to use only traditional 1980's sex positions.
99% of the people that say "this is not my first rodeo" have never been to a rodeo.
I feel bad for the wife of that dude who speaks really really fast at the end of commercials.
Anyway,, so what's everyone want for Christmas?
Going to take a scalding hot shower, brush the 5 inches of cough drop residue from my teeth and stare off into space the rest of the night.
I'm just looking for someone that can hug me so good that it will put all my broken pieces together again. Is that too much to ask?
Here are some hard & fast rules on getting Trophies:
- be original, you can't get a Trophy for a quote...
...oh, I just did! Fuck this!!!
Nelson Mandela may you rest in peace. The world mourns for you.
I am known to be a bit CRAZY.....just know I am crazy good...who is a awesome Redhead I rt a lot