Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful... There are so many better reasons.
My porch light brings all the bugs to the yard.
If two wrongs don't make a right.. Try three.
Save your breath.. You may need it later to blow up your plastic girlfriend.
I may only be one tiny voice in a billion... But I won't let you take it from me.
The worst debt to owe, and not pay, is an apology.
Instead of the angel/devil.. I have "Oh fuck!" on one shoulder and "Fuck it!" on the other.
Why just play with fire? Jump in and feel the burn, baby!
I don't get the whole girly spider fear.. If it's smaller than your shoe... Fucking kill it.
You guys and your follower to following ratio numbers.. Here's a number for you.. My number one middle finger.
I don't have imaginary friends.. I have tiny little pictures that type notes to me.. Wait.. What?
I will always be a rebel.. I don't need a cause.
You can take your split personality and well.. You know... Split.
That awkward moment you didn't realize was awkward until someone tweeted about it being awkward.
Don't treat her like a princess then blame her for acting like one.
I suspect some of you read your own tweets more than your timeline.
I just killed a hornet with my bare hands... If anyone wants to play.
Twitter is like my mom.. Full of advice I never listen to and endless passive aggressive insults. Love ya mom*! *twitter
Inspirational tweets only inspire me to punch you in the face.
I am completely blank.. Too bad I'm not a signed check.
We have a word for sushi in the south... Bait.