hey @wilw, my husband just did this painting. ya dig? http://t.co/0AJljHIx

This is full of win. RT @leducviolet: haterade is packed with disrespectrolytes

Like a fine wine. <3 RT @ellievhall Leonardo DiCaprio: Then and Now: pic.twitter.com/CRJSxCyvJM

So @pelicanpoems maybe this made me think of you... RT @buzzfeed Twerk cookies are a real thing pic.twitter.com/UFwGCwCrau

Its 4/20 and the 2 shows on History today have been about the history of drugs in America and a documentary on hippies. Well played.

@nickflora law and order duh.

@cellblock303 @eyeonhockey we added Andrei Kostitsyn at the trade deadling, not Sergei.

ps my ipods name is billy mays because i have a 'where's billy mays' sticker on it courtesy of @youngbillymays.

RT @themerchdude: To all these kids that don't know who Paul McCartney is, why the hell are you wearing a Beatles shirt? #youaredumb

Go ahead and judge me on my musical tastes. At least the songs I listen to aren't about trucks and gallons of sweet tea and camo. #poop

@nickflora if that's the way it worked, i'd never have to pay a cell phone bill ever. #TmobileIsPossiblyTheDevil

@yesterdaysnewss @amslingshots i'm pretty sure he could release an album of just him speaking lyrics and i'd still cry.

@pelicanpoems i can see how that might be hard. i think that's a great question though.

@pelicanpoems this is really beautiful to me for some reason.

@pelicanpoems cuz hanging up on him wasn't rude. bahaha.

@pelicanpoems i haven't owned a hair brush in like 6 years. but. i have like an inch of hair. so. there's that.

@pelicanpoems ...even have to order. it was awesome.

@pelicanpoems do they know you by name yet?

@nickflora never forget.

@nickflora it's creepy enough...but then you notice the lotion...