D.R.A.M.A = Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention.

Dear music, thank you for being there when no one else was.

That awkward moment when you go to grab somebody sexy and tell them ‘hey’, but your hand hits the mirror.

That awkward moment when you’re singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

That awkward moment when you're taking a picture of yourself and someone sees you.

That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.

That awkward moment when you’re about to study and your laptop walks in with no bra and panties on and seduces you.

That awkward moment when your friend is friends with the person you hate.

Can you find the mistake in this sentense? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9. RT if you did it :)

1) Go to google. 2) Type "do a barrel roll". 3) Wait for it.

When I do homework: ☐ Books. ☐ Library. ☑ Google!

TWITTER makes you improve your writing. The 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting right to the point.

Scrolling through facebook and thinking: "Don't care" "WHORE" "your life sucks" "song lyrics" "inside joke?" "You need a therapist."

Facebook is for the people you go to school with. Twitter is for the people you wish you went to school with.

That awkward moment when you are trying to look at ads, but a bunch of youtube videos keep coming up

Facebook = Hands. Youtube = Voice. Google = Eyes. Foursquare = Foot prints. LinkedIn = Experience. Wikipedia = Brain. Twitter is my Heart.

That awkward moment when you can't stop laughing while telling a joke & when you're finally done, your friends don't even get it.

Twitter account ✔ Facebook ✔ Tumblr ✔ Youtube ✔ Messenger✔ Skype ✔ "Dude do you have a life?" " :O No, send me the link!"

That awkward moment when you say "Goodnight Twitter" & you keep tweeting...

Facebook: Scrolling down your newsfeed thinking: "Don't care.""Whore." "Your life sucks." "Song lyrics." "Inside joke?" "Needs a therapist"