Found a sweet new pic of @barnonemke & @mattryan32 pic.twitter.com/GVWE1Mb23q

Now on I'm getting any music @dankojones talks about. Shuggie Otis, Jim Jones Revue & Grand Magus. All new to me & fantastic! Thanks Danko!!

Wasn't gonna get Chinese food, thinking it Un-'Merican. Then realized having the Chinese make things for you is the most American thing ever

Hell raising rockstar as a kid, and humanitarian as an adult. Hard to be mad at that. Rest in Power! #RIPMCA

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Someone in the back of this cave keeps saying "My Preciousss" and it's really creeping me the fuck out. #jesusproblems #easter

On this day when we reflect on the shortness of life, let personal problems melt away. Thank a fireman or cop for doing what we can't.

Case of lemons done in under an hour, fantastic!!! That'll do @zipzester, that'll do. http://t.co/dkBAfsE5

Eeeeeewwww http://t.co/dbTxy3rX

I smell another overnighter with @jeagermonsta and @englundj coming on. #WheresChorizo http://t.co/F290u715

Just saw a grown man, no hands riding a bike & juggling, run into the back of a car. The rest of 2012 will not live up to this moment.

"I'll never get out of this world alive." - Hank Williams

Just saw 2 black dudes on the street I thought were working on a sweet Pop n' Lock routine. Turns out it was just sign language. Whoops.

Yes, and yes!! T pic.twitter.com/qzP7hcyQtU

Second away from the commencement of the face melting.

#AMKE  http://instagram.com/p/ZP1Wweq2gC/ 

@barbariancast Don't open this link if you've eaten recently. Wouldn't want you to throw up.  http://geekologie.com/2013/05/depressing-megan-fox-in-april-oneils-yel.php …

@barbariancast  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aqW5upASa-8 …

Hint: When dumping 400 eggs on someone in Simpsons Tapped Out, you need about 35 minutes to waste.

Corbin?
Corbin? My man?