To you few: It was fun at times...It's a time suck...It's a mind fuck...Good Luck...Good Fucks..I got hacked..I might be back..Fade to black

A lot of alcoholics have very flat asses. I think they have literally drank their asses off.

“@gavinpivott: My mining business is going under.”

Well.....

My cunnilingus business is going down.

If you like my penis, raise your hand.

To all the Mother's out there, in the words of my daughter:

"Happy Mudda's Day!"

@cuddleboobies If you think it's win/win, then who am I to argue. Stay thirsty, my friend.

@cuddleboobies I think I have easier half of this agreement. Thanks for playing.

@cuddleboobies I'm on my way. Celery with that?

#LiesGirlsTellForAttention

Sure, I love anal.

@thefearboners what's wrong with being brilliant and lazy. I've made it my life's central theme. It's just that no one sees the brilliance.

@thefearboners avilicious

I see dead people


But only when I kill someone

I hate it when I zoom on your avi to get a better look at your cleavage and it comes up blurry. Sux!

“@anjalindtner: #FF @natedogink @joenotsokool great guys :)” thanks for the finger fuck

@bobbyanthem thanks for the finger fucking!

Plain and simple



I am an ASS MAN

Every time I see a "Tweet of the day" trophy awarded early in the morning, I think .....


Premature ejaculation

Hitchcock sure knew how to pick his leading women

I find it amazing that I can get turned on by pictures that measure a quarter of an inch square. It usually goes away when I enlarge them.

Haven't tweeted in a long time

Was trying to give you guys the silent treatment .....

I don't think anyone noticed