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Still finding bruises from Saturday night....I obviously bumped into everything everywhere all the time.
Think I just drank a bug CCAAAAHH! Oh well. At least he can say he's been deep throated.
Let's arm wrestle......CMON!
Spell check Spell check Discard without sending tweet. Take 30 mins to write the next one. What the fuck. Send.
I've already started drinking in my mind.
My toddler said Cunt yesterday. Trying to blame it on anyone else but me is just a waste of time. FUCK. Oops! that'll be next!
The older I get the louder I talk to myself.
Are you ok? day.....if someone asks me that question they better make themselves comfortable - this is gonna take a while.
Game on moles
2hrs sleep, I'm starving and hungover but it's Friday. I can do this.
Time to give the outside world a chance. Hmmm. Love what you've done with the place....
Farting like I've got a jet pack strapped to my ass. Ooooh Yeeeah!
It's Saturday night and I'm in my dressing gown watching a documentary on penguins. Fuck my life.
50 attempts to reverse park the car. That's right folks, they gave me a license.
I have vodka and a giant bubble making wand WEEEEEEE.
I'm living vicariously through trashy romance novels.
I wish I could be content with peoples masks but I'm not and I never will be.
I mean no harm. I'm just searching for honesty, a connection that's real and unique rather than the superficial bullshit we see most days.