Being a white person and a History major is a great example of self-loathing narcissism.

So, naturally, the whole school knows.

my tech support guy just said "oh hold on, sorry, my computer just froze"

"We're wizards, we'll party forever- this night will never end."

Chicago pic.twitter.com/W7a8TBSBqp

Don't get mad at employees for following policy thanks!

I've discovered that strange men asking "How you doin'?" Is best answered with "I'm farting right now"

Dipping grilled cheese into soup is so good that it almost makes me believe in God

@lake3ffectkid @paaaaigef isn't my country so charming?

Farted next to some guys smoking pot and they started asking each other "yo does this weed smell weird to you?" GOT AWAY WITH IT #thankspot

@themightynirate modcloth is a constant torment

feminists are wicked hot

@lake3ffectkid FOB 4 lyfe

Im currently not high if thats what youre thinking

drugz Rn't dope #420NO #DARE

Love is so much better than obsession

@wordsofjed @futuredudeman I heard that she went totally lost her mind and now all she can do is yell the phrase "KTHXBAI"

@paaaaigef I would but itd be weird if the bride was also the maid of honour

I think the only people that think Glee has a liberal agenda either 1. have never seen Glee or 2. don't understand liberalism

@arewegrowingup good luck dude that'll be so awesome if you can go