Ppl w/o H20 in #NYC reminds us how most of the world lives. I'm going to @charitywater's gala in NYC Dec 10. Join me?  http://www.charitywater.org/charityball/ 

I wish the full title of Taken 2 was "Taken 2: Really? This happened again? What are the odds!"

Not working tmrrw? Make/Bring food/supplies to @bowerymission deets here:  http://www.bowery.org/media-news/presidents-update/hurricane-sandy-bringing-out-best/ … #NYC #Sandy #volunteer

Sick to my stomach over the Boston bombing.

When ppl post pics of their babies on FB all I wanna do is comment "meh."

When Baltimore does something good lets all tweet "That's so Raven!" Ha ha ha ha. I'm all alone.

@jessica_stclair @lennonparham #pushtheshrimp tshirt design idea b/c EVERYONE deserves a catchphrase #youknowImright pic.twitter.com/eurMtZNmcD

What would Dolly do? Tshirt on @fab  http://fab.com/sale/20492/product/159006/awvgub/?fref=product-invite-tw …

Praying for Boston: Wisdom for 1st responders/docs, courage for those impacted, peace for those in fear, justice served to ppl who did this.

I knew her back when she had a AOL account. That's how long I've known her.

I'd like to live inside Adele's singing voice. It's soft and warm and buttery and safe inside.

I asked my roommate what is "Searching for Sugarman" about. She replied "It's about the failure of the public school system" yeahhh no.

It's Beyonce's world and we just live in it.

prrrrrrrretty sure Lucy Liu is wearing a Laura Ashley duvet cover from 1987. #GoldenGlobes

Etsy is the Zooey Deschanel of online shopping.

Making 100s of sammies for @bowerymission in our apt. #giveback #sandy pic.twitter.com/EajolHQe

It was an ill-fated endeavor. You know, like going to an Indigo Girls concert to meet guys.

I'm having a pity party. But it's a pity DANCE party, so...

"It's not easy being green" should totes be a bootleg Wicked tshirt. #freeidea #capitalism

People don't talk enough about Babar the elephant these days.