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yo homie I asked for a medium popcorn not a bunch of tiny popcorns
marry fuck kill? yeah i always choose fuck ha ha 😎
I am the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 now
Please RT I know it's not good
Idea: "Baby Idiots" - a riff/spoof on the "Baby Geniuses" series of films.
Possible dialogue: "Ok. This baby shit his pants?"
"Mr. Carrey, we're out of coffee"
"ALRIGHT TEA THEN!"
who was the weather man today? Bono? I'm just kidding, it is a beautiful day though!
remember Batkid? Yeah, well. he fucked my wife
yo if you a pirate guess what you prolly got bird shit on dat shoulder homie 😂
It's actually incorrect to say "Helen Keller" what you mean to say is "Anne Sullivan's monster."
You don't have to be a genius to see I'm in a Cheetos mood 😎
All I want for Christmas is for it to be here already!
Who was the weather man today? Harry Potter? Just kidding. It has been rather magical though 😊
yeah I like to branch out if you mean blast michelle branch all fucking goddamn day yeah fuck that's what I do
WHO DIED AND MADE ME HUNK
Idea: affordable pistachios
I bet the whole time you're in a cocoon you're like, "wow, this is gonna be tight."
Legendary Humorist probably for the New York Times
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