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IT'S ADAM AND EVE NOT FRANKLIN AND BASH
I am the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 now
Please RT I know it's not good
Idea: "Baby Idiots" - a riff/spoof on the "Baby Geniuses" series of films.
Possible dialogue: "Ok. This baby shit his pants?"
"Mr. Carrey, we're out of coffee"
"ALRIGHT TEA THEN!"
who was the weather man today? Bono? I'm just kidding, it is a beautiful day though!
It's actually incorrect to say "Helen Keller" what you mean to say is "Anne Sullivan's monster."
You don't have to be a genius to see I'm in a Cheetos mood 😎
yeah I like to branch out if you mean blast michelle branch all fucking goddamn day yeah fuck that's what I do
WHO DIED AND MADE ME HUNK
Idea: affordable pistachios
Personally I love this city bury me in fucking times square bitch 😎
Ha. Y'all into sum weird shit! https://twitter.com/newyorker/status/591251464082817024 …
goodbye seasonal depression, hello regular style 😎
The G train? More like the piece of shit.
listen to that U2 album, they gave it to you as a gift
I'm the hottest person on this flight 😎
Legendary Humorist probably for the New York Times
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