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yo homie I asked for a medium popcorn not a bunch of tiny popcorns
marry fuck kill? yeah i always choose fuck ha ha 😎
I am the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 now
Please RT I know it's not good
Idea: "Baby Idiots" - a riff/spoof on the "Baby Geniuses" series of films.
Possible dialogue: "Ok. This baby shit his pants?"
remember Batkid? Yeah, well. he fucked my wife
"Mr. Carrey, we're out of coffee"
"ALRIGHT TEA THEN!"
swipe left, swipe right, hey buddy, I'm just trying to WIPE MY ASS
thing I liked about original Ghostbusters is at ANY point u coulda pulled they pants down n see a big cock 😏
who was the weather man today? Bono? I'm just kidding, it is a beautiful day though!
When I was in school I hung out with the upperclassmen. They wore top hats n jackets. So like literally upper class? Whatever the joke sucks
I got held back in school cuz one day I wouldn't stop going "why so serious?" and licking my lips
I just got so freaking catfished. Do I leave it in or pull it out? lol
Legendary Humorist probably for the New York Times
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