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IT'S ADAM AND EVE NOT FRANKLIN AND BASH
Idea: "Baby Idiots" - a riff/spoof on the "Baby Geniuses" series of films.
Possible dialogue: "Ok. This baby shit his pants?"
You don't have to be a genius to see I'm in a Cheetos mood 😎
WHO DIED AND MADE ME HUNK
Idea: affordable pistachios
Personally I love this city bury me in fucking times square bitch 😎
listen to that U2 album, they gave it to you as a gift
I'm the hottest person on this flight 😎
It's that time of year when now I really have to go to the bathroom
Thought I saw Sufjan Stevens, but it was just another guy, no different from the rest. A nobody. An absence. A mere ghoul.
Bill Gates The Science Guy? Bill Gates The Science Nye? I don't know guys. This is hard.
IT'S THE TWEETIN' WEEKEND BABY I'M ABOUT TO HAVE ME SOME FUN :(
MY WIFE LEFT ME FOR ONE OF THE IMAGINE DRAGONS
Update: no one has murdered George Zimmerman yet. Still alive and is a good candidate for cold-blooded murder- something I do not endorse.
you ever get so horny you take a xanax
Legendary Humorist probably for the New York Times
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