@prosextips I bet you are just a dick with legs

@jackkwhittle @mariobonetta isn't everything? #DeepTweet

@mariobonetta I'm ecstatic #No.1Fan

The award for most entertaining person on twitter/Facebook tonight has to go to Mr. @mariobonetta #toplad

@erinbrady_ “@thefakecnn: Lifestyle: Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.”

“@thebatmanbitchz: Bane Walkie Talkies...why?! pic.twitter.com/pAZOyDMB8k” @altylerd should we get some?

City dweller, successful fella

Someone call the EU and tell them my human rights are being breached

@abbyshambles same

@abbyshambles same! And I mean that in the most heterosexual way possible!

@abbyshambles didn't realise you knew him that personally #BadJoke

@sukiwaterhouse I had a dream you worked in a post office

I don't ever want to hate you, it's not part of the plan

@n1ck3195 gaaaaaaaay

@jpmcelhinney @mariobonetta why was the locker insecure? Did it not like the way it looked?

@kingsroc you're winning twitter so far

@jpmcelhinney http://t.co/QfiGqxU8

@jamiehind_ batman

@mariobonetta very well (give him cake) try not to upset him though, he might take the hump! (I'm very sorry for what I just said)

@jamiehind_ I just read your name as cooking flint, it took me a minute to work it out (thought I would share the interesting story)