Not sure what to wear for the town hall debate, but these ear plugs look lightweight and comfy.

A real friend tells you it's not herpes even though it really is herpes

@ashketchum151 do you have white version?

RT @favstar_bot2 @iamenidcoleslaw Congrats on taking a shit at work today! We know how hard that was for you.

#TweetYourNameWithNoVowels your name with no vowels

#TweetYourNameWithNoVowels lol wats a vowel YMcmB

#TweetYourNameWithNoVowels .... what's a vowel???

#TweetYourNameWithNoVowels Brandon "No Vowels" Holmes

ಠ_ಠ RT @danielleteex3 #TweetYourNameWithNoVowels I can't do this because I honestly don't know what a vowel is hahahahaha

#TweetYourNameWithNoVowels is vowels a carb?

#TweetYourNameWithNoVowels I don't know what vowels are:/

#TweetYourNameWithNoVowels Lndsy Brnnn, wow that's stupid it pretty much sounds the same...

#TweetYourNameWithNoVowels ... Your Name With No Vowels.

#tweetyournamewithnovowels what are vowels?

#TweetYourNameWithNoVowels what is a vowel

It's a little known fact that the pug breed was created when Marty Feldman bred with a siamese cat

My advice is to drive a stake through everyone you see. If they aren't a vampire, take comfort in the fact they never will be.

My favorite singer is Barbara Streisand's dead dog. CD is amazing.

Clothes make the man but let's not underestimate the importance of blood, bones and meat

I bet coke addicts only get worse once they try the cherry kind.