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Sis's joke: I'm gonna get 2 tattoos A turkey on 1 thigh and a Christmas tree on the other, that way there's something good to eat in between
Armed with water, banana bread, my phone + charger and a positive outlook on life, I am determined to make this 10 hour work day my bitch.
I wake up sleepy.
If I can't eat and can't sleep ... Then what the fuck body?! Oh I can sleep, nevermind... Carry on
I lost 8 pounds from 2/3 to 3/3!
I'm scared to drive ... That's how drunk I still am
How can you tell someone to do something you don't want to? Oh yeah it's called being a boss